Albert is runnin' on E

This is like my diary but for everyone to see

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

Whoever hacked Bridgit Mendler. THANK YOU

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

Asian people are weird asf

[TMZ @TMZ]

Simu Liu defends Hudson Williams after the resurfaced Swastika photo.

Read what he says: https://t.co/VpySRBgQvg

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

Oh girl please sign to a UMG label and leave Sony behind

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Zara Larsson is shopping for a new record deal as her current term at Epic Records ends:

��Several interested parties are said to be in the mix. Indeed, a very large sum is believed to have been offered by a gunslinger at the corporate level.”

🔗: https://t.co/5niYCKsiJh

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

@b_martis Just talked to them and they claim it’s an “outage” that will be fixed tonight

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

@TMobileHelp Can you guys explain why Metronet users in the southwestern suburbs of Chicago are experiencing high ping in the 300s tonight because I’m not paying to be lagging in video games

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

@b_martis Same issue tonight sadly

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

Some of you are to obsessed with numbers

[paolo in the Kinki region @comuniicare]

and yet only one of them gives you information on how much the artist is actually listened to

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Ooooh hold your nigga tight because Big mama is back outside!

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

@b_martis On top of that, I think T-Mobile is getting ready to merge Metronet accounts into T-Fiber. It’s now letting me log in to my T-Mobile account from the T-Fiber website instead of re-directing me to Metronet to see my stuff.

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

@b_martis @TMobileHelp Yup, mine is going back up to the 100s. Almost as if Metronet’s infrastructure can’t handle all these new people, and T-Mobile isn’t doing much to help it. Looking into switching back to Comcast soon.

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

Oh Naur they made the artist page ugly for iOS 27 on Apple Music

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

Also rip my Apple Watch

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

The concept of Apple leaving iPad OS 26 laggy asl on the iPad Pro 3rd gen 💀

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

Oh girl, TINI is a nobody in the United States to be having platinum pricing enabled in the United States. She should stick to being an opener. The show in Miami is going to be canceled either way.

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

@b_martis @TMobileHelp I don’t use the Metronet DNS settings they provided. I use the Google and Cloudflare DNS. I haven’t had issues since Friday night. My ping went back to 4ms.

[honey gas 🩶 @honeyonmyhands]

when will she stop blaming her exes and realize maybe she’s the problem

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

I hate how small and crowded it would get inside, then people crossing Lake Shore Drive to get across.

[nick @burziyech]

Genuinely the worst part of this saga may be people posting like soldier field isn’t a dump that’s impossible to get to and from because photographs well

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

The way Becky G’s team forgot to update the profile picture on Apple Music but updated it on Amazon Music. Girl ain’t nobody on Amazon Music

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

We love hypocrites 😍

[olivia’s livies 🩷 @LiviesHQ]

who doesn’t love a saturday surprise? watch olivia’s primavera sound performance on the @amazonmusic exclusive livestream tonight 🩷 tune in on twitch or the amazon music app!! @AmazonMusicUK

https://t.co/JJJnvNFtm1

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

This is for you

[Natanael Cano @CarlitoosCT]

Se acabó la única cosa por la que Kenia Os se mantenía relevante y se le van a cerrar las puertas de colaborar con muchas personas del género.

Se celebra.

[Albert is runnin' on E @TheStaticTheory]

Well no

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

i need a swift historian to tell me if this is her only song with saxophone or if she has others