Stephen Hawking

Sup dogs, Stephen Hawking here. Don't need much information about me because everyone already knows me, but here's some anyways.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

@FranklinChangD4 @realMargGeller False, I'm a genius and I get mad women.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

Who discovered the amazing theory: black holes emit radiation? ME!!

[Shi Shen @MC_Shi_Shin]

Me slippin into yo mamas DM's

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

One million Earths can fit inside the Sun.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

In space the skin on your feet peels off.

[Albert Einstein @AlbertE84937041]

I continue to receive criticism to this day- though I can't hear them from their mothers basement

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

“There is no escape from a black hole in classical theory, but quantum theory enables energy and information to escape.”

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

There's 145 items on the McDonald's menu, too bad I can't eat.

[Shi Shen @MC_Shi_Shin]

It's the year of the Dog.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

Just realized, human birth control pills worked on gorillas.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

Did you know a crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

Alex le is looking so huge today, its legit insane.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

Another one of my greatest challenges has been creating offspring. But hey I still make it work.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

@HellaSpaceGuy @MrHorstmeyer lol you right

[Shi Shen @MC_Shi_Shin]

I discovered these sun spots without modern technology. Maybe that's why my eyes are so squinty.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

One of my greatest challenges is my Amyotrophic lateral lclerosis disease, which has rendered me paralyzed.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

Albert Einstein who? I rewrote all of his space theories.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

I'm so smart, I came up with the idea that large bodies of mass warp space.

[Stephen Hawking @TheStephenHawk]

@Sir_Isaac_New Lol, I came up with Quantum theory of Gravity.

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

Just made this monstrosity. Gonna call it the celatone. Lol no way will anyone use this thing