Galileo Galilei

We out here discovering space. I don’t know why it says 1889 I was born in 1564.

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

@chandras1998 @Notreal54Cannon Someone has to educate people and you’re doing a terrible job

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

@realMargGeller @revolve_the_sun Shut up, you look like a dirty cotton ball

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

@BigBANG_Gamow Glad to see you played solitaire instead of contributing to science

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

@revolve_the_sun I believe in you buddy

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

Studied at the University of Pisa

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@TheStephenHawk Has to be easy when all you can do is sit and research

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Never got married but still got my girl pregnant #oops

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

I was chief mathematician at the university of Pisa

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

@AlbertE84937041 You look more like a gremlin to me

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@chandras1998 That word has way to many syllables

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

@copernicus14731 Oh. Right. Forgot about that

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@ClydeTombaugh2 #vivalapluto

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Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their cousins.
@AlbertE84937041 what's wrong with you bro #nasty

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

@copernicus14731 Well good for you meanwhile I'm stuck in my house for the rest of my life

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

At any one time about 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk. Those are rookie numbers we gotta step that up

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo #duckstranscendphysics

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

@MBurbidge66 My life is a lie

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All swans in England belong to the queen #gimmebackmyswans

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Did y'all know that Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch

[Galileo Galilei @HellaSpaceGuy]

@MBurbidge66 Idk about you but shoulders really get me going