The Step Mom

Step-mom in STEM.

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

@KaitMarieox Didn’t you take a gun to a graduation ceremony?

[Mom Psychologist @mompsychologist]

Become a parent so your carefully crafted life lessons can inspire thoughtful responses, such as "ok."

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

I have the supplies in my craft room to make a wind chime. Don't fuck with me.

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

How dare I put chips on your plate!!! You're right, I totally suck.

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

Kid: "Did you poop?"
Me: "I pooped at lunch"
Kid: "I pooped on my lunch, too"

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

Parenting books should belong to the comedy genres.

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

Children. The only creatures that can source a strawberry resentment for you.

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

NyQuil and a Christmas Program is going to be trippier than A Clockwork Orange.

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

I wish I had the discipline a toddler has around food.

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

I spend most of my day convincing people I have to poop so that I can be alone for a few minutes sans disturbances.

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

Stomach bug season is upon us.

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

Now that I'm around to eating the kids' Halloween haul... I gotta say I'm disappointed in the lack of Smarties and Laffy Taffy

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

As far as work goes, my toddler has taught me how to win unwinnable arguments!

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

@SleepyMomma_ dehydration is pretty serious. It's hard to get back on top of it once you're there. Thank science for pedialite!

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

@SleepyMomma_ it wouldn't hurt! It can also indicate dehydration. More water!

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

@SleepyMomma_ it may help with dry spots and chapped lips and such. Mine chap when the air is dry. Exfoliate and then chapstick

[The Step Mom @thestepmomma]

Pretty sure I can break this "No!" habit in a night.