steve patrick

it’s only life

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

@jordan517436301 dont jump scare me

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

i want the capitals to stop playing man to man defense and start using a 1-1-3 right wing lock in the neutral zone and low slot zone coverage in the defensive zone for christmas.

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

wellp, @WhiteCastle AND @Starbucks both discontinued their impossible options so i’ll never go back

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

@LukeCerpinTaxt this entire team isn’t built for the system they are playing if i’m being honest. man to man makes no sense for the type of players imo.

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

wait people are upset about the chychrun hit? maybe i’m a caveman but that was the highlight of the game. i miss when hockey had big hits. that shit was clean and it was awesome.

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

did not deserve that w at all but you take it and build on it. hutson is such a stud.

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

hutson is so slick god damn.

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

most apathetic hockey game i’ve ever seen the caps play. really frustrating as a fan. need to be better next game.

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

caps nightmare second period good lord

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

@techsportsmark my thing with this hit is: Wilson should have let up definitely. but also what is with nhl players not protecting themselves from getting their shit rocked ? when i was a kid if i turned my back to a hit and got smoked it was my fault

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

@tomwilsondagoat tom needs to be smarter here and not make this hit but also why the fuck do nhl players not protect themselves at all from getting their shit rocked? guys love to turn away from hits and get absolutely killed

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

really still just hate the blue caps jerseys. even as a full kit they’re just beer league to me.

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

caps are just cursed it’s so weird. someone hire an Etsy which to stop it

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

we should put all streamers in prison

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

i feel like the caps haven’t beat the stars in like 20 years it just goes that way

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

(i’m joking)

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

alright maybe we do trade for larkin

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

12:40 am and there’s a caps game on

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

dawg democrats need to gain control today and govern with some actual balls for once

[steve patrick @thestevepatrick]

@Sportsnet @FriedgeHNIC they kinda all look like beer league jerseys