Stevie Jo Rosenbalm

Songwriting/creative misc, Arsenal FC, and our deteriorating reality…. none of which is real. click the link. I was on Usher’s team

[Stevie Jo Rosenbalm @thesteviejo]

anybody on here fuck with angst?
https://t.co/VGx7aT439b

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

in the italy. straight up "leaning it". and by "it" , hahah, well. lets justr say. my pisa

[Vordb Himself @vordb]

odd time signatures are just regular time signatures to a guy like me

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

The gym not even the hardest part, it be the fucking eating

[Billy Carpenter @billycarpy]

Oh, I'm not supposed to value the Carabao?

In English, 'Carabao,' if you split the word, it's Care About. And that's what we're doing here. We're caring about.

[Stevie Jo Rosenbalm @thesteviejo]

@oeste Always deeply experienced with ball knowledge, that’s what i appreciates about you

[alani @stargirllani]

guehi’s homophobia is sabotaging our backline. we need the homosexual togetherness that arsenal’s back four has. that’s when we start the title charge.

[Barney Ronay @barneyronay]

Although really trying to beat Man City with Arsenal top of the league is just another example of Frank not understanding the club. Could be the final nail

[Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer]

The Alex Honnold video live: ghoulish, macabre, end of civilization
The Alex Honnold video as a recording: spiritual, life-affirming, beautiful

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Guy at work farted in the office so bad that we all cleared out and when we had a meeting about how people need to go outside to fart from here on, absolutely nobody laughed or even smiled. It was a fart so bad it made the entire concept of farts unfunny for all of us

[Stevie Jo Rosenbalm @thesteviejo]

can confirm that this is incredibly false

[grovy @grovymango]

Being 27 years old is older than being 32 years old

[Stevie Jo Rosenbalm @thesteviejo]

is this real life?

[Ski Life @powderski]

I had a crazy client today:

My head was splitting this morning. Too many spicy margs at the Moose.

My client is "Brad." Private equity, NYC. He shows up late, yelling at his assistant on the phone, and snaps his fingers at me to carry his skis. He’s wearing a heated vest and brand new Kastles, but is already complaining about the grooming report before we even made it out!!!

First thing he says to me: "I didn't hire you for pizza-french-fry bullshit. I ski Chamonix and Aspen. I’m paying for line cutting and steep terrain. Do not mollycoddle me or I’m getting you fired."

He then proceeded to make a really gross comment about the teenage girl working the lift ticket scanner. Just a total piece of shit.

We pack into the Tram. Big Red is crowded. Brad is literally shoving locals with his elbows to get a window spot. He turns to me and says, loud enough for the whole car to hear, "So, do you have a real job in the summer or do you just mooch off unemployment?"

We get to the top of Rendezvous. Visibility is garbage.

"Alright Brad," I say. "You said you want the steeps? You said don't baby you?"

"Give me the scariest thing on this hill,"

I lead him straight to the edge of Corbet’s Couloir.

"This is the entrance," I yell over the wind. "Since you ski Chamonix, this should be a warm-up."

He looks over the cornice. It’s a 20-foot freefall into a 40-degree chute (particularly icy today).

"Where's the ramp?" he asks.

"Ramp's for tourists, Brad. You said no mollycoddling."

I don't wait. I hop turn, send the drop, stick the landing in the soft stuff, and rip giant GS turns all the way down to the Tensleep traverse.

I stop and look up. Through the fog, I see a red speck frozen at the lip. He’s side-stepping back up the ridge and blocking the drop-in for three Teton Gravity Research guys who are filming. They are screaming at him.

I skied straight to the Village Cafe. I’m currently on my third slice of pizza and drinking a pitcher of PB while writing this.

Hope you've having a powder day - JH is great at the moment, despite some rude clients!

Corbet's Couloir pic attached

[Ski Life @powderski]

I had a crazy client today:

My head was splitting this morning. Too many spicy margs at the Moose.

My client is "Brad." Private equity, NYC. He shows up late, yelling at his assistant on the phone, and snaps his fingers at me to carry his skis. He’s wearing a heated vest and brand new Kastles, but is already complaining about the grooming report before we even made it out!!!

First thing he says to me: "I didn't hire you for pizza-french-fry bullshit. I ski Chamonix and Aspen. I’m paying for line cutting and steep terrain. Do not mollycoddle me or I’m getting you fired."

He then proceeded to make a really gross comment about the teenage girl working the lift ticket scanner. Just a total piece of shit.

We pack into the Tram. Big Red is crowded. Brad is literally shoving locals with his elbows to get a window spot. He turns to me and says, loud enough for the whole car to hear, "So, do you have a real job in the summer or do you just mooch off unemployment?"

We get to the top of Rendezvous. Visibility is garbage.

"Alright Brad," I say. "You said you want the steeps? You said don't baby you?"

"Give me the scariest thing on this hill,"

I lead him straight to the edge of Corbet’s Couloir.

"This is the entrance," I yell over the wind. "Since you ski Chamonix, this should be a warm-up."

He looks over the cornice. It’s a 20-foot freefall into a 40-degree chute (particularly icy today).

"Where's the ramp?" he asks.

"Ramp's for tourists, Brad. You said no mollycoddling."

I don't wait. I hop turn, send the drop, stick the landing in the soft stuff, and rip giant GS turns all the way down to the Tensleep traverse.

I stop and look up. Through the fog, I see a red speck frozen at the lip. He’s side-stepping back up the ridge and blocking the drop-in for three Teton Gravity Research guys who are filming. They are screaming at him.

I skied straight to the Village Cafe. I’m currently on my third slice of pizza and drinking a pitcher of PB while writing this.

Hope you've having a powder day - JH is great at the moment, despite some rude clients!

Corbet's Couloir pic attached

[house of A🌷 @houseofala]

I love how milk is so alive it’s almost schizophrenic. Put some cultures in and it yogurtfies. Add some acid, you’ve got cheese. Hundred of types of cheese based on just waiting times. Insane. Cook it and it caramelizes into thick nectar. Steam it and a cappuccino is born.

Ice cream. Sweetened condensed. Goat milk. Sour cream. Heavy cream. Raw. Buttermilk. Powdered milk. Milk chocolate.

We love milk so much we speak about percentages of it, like gold carats.

Milk is foundational. Biblical. Something maternal and natural and feminine about it. Milk is alive

[Y. I. Otter @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

Just found out unc is short for uncanny. All the guys playing pickup ball think I'm halfway between the familiar and the grotesque

[Dean James @DeanJamesAFC]

What about in the UCL fella?

[. @tosinmm_]

He’s always been this good.

You don’t get over 300 premier league appearances and nearly 100 caps for Nigeria without being that good.

[Stevie Jo Rosenbalm @thesteviejo]

Big Gabi will make up for that

[05.30x!🇳🇬- #14🏆 @fivethirtyDwun]

2nd half of the season eze
Run-invertz
Clutchssard
Awakened super saiyan Gyokeres (high on hopium)
Shootdegaard
Bring on 2026
We have a title to win😤

[Stevie Jo Rosenbalm @thesteviejo]

Gotta be in for a rampage next couple weeks

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

2 goals have been scored from 12.15(xG) in the Premier League in 2026.