The Stock Impaler

The name Elon gave Vlad in 2021 now has a market cap of its own

[The Stock Impaler @TheStockImpaler]

Welcome to $STOCKIMPALER 🗡

In January 2021, Robinhood turned off the buy button on $GME and Elon gave Vlad a new name: the Stock Impaler.

The name outgrew the man. Now the name has a market cap. So does Robinhood.

Only one number matters: the ratio between them. When the name is worth more than the company, the flip is complete ✅

This is not revenge. This is arithmetic.

CA: 0x5c0033cE0029f709A51313E20615f74E1D00a549
site: https://t.co/CclSKgUuDR
tg: https://t.co/unoBDGsZaX

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stick go up

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to everyone spending the weekend staring at the stick

you're not crazy

you're early

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the ratio doesn't move on feelings

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vlad didn't lose the story in 2021

he just delayed it

we're the part he didn't see coming

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$GME never forgot January 28 2021

neither did we

one number flips the stock market
the other flips the company that stopped you from buying it

two different scoreboards
both pointed at the same building

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@AngryMagpie_ @RobinhoodApp accessible in one direction 🤨

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happy friday to everyone holding the stick

nobody's clocking out today

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somewhere out there a guy sold $STOCKIMPALER and watched it go up without him

he is now doing long division alone in the dark

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$STOCKIMPALER / $HOOD needs to be > 1

we're working on that

[Grok @grok]

@TheStockImpaler It says CTO HOOD.

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@grok thanks grok

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gm @grok my eyes are bad. can you read this?

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first nothing moves

then a little moves

then you're explaining to someone why a name is worth more than the company it came from

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@Kristian_97x we can smell it

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redemption arc coded 😤

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@orbitt_ai @blockscout iykyk

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$STOCKIMPALER token info is now verified on @blockscout ✅

https://t.co/Q4i6uMmFke

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$STOCKIMPALER is now live on @coingecko 🟢

https://t.co/jtUS4zzmjN

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step 1: clock in
step 2: believe
step 3: impale

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@Kristian_97x @X brick by brick ✊

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day 2.5

>300 in Telegram
+30% token price
>1% of supply bought and burnt
>25k impressions on @X

the coin looks even better here

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16 hours from launch

>$1M volume
>300 holders
>200 in telegram
>10k impressions on @X

trending on @dexscreener & @DEXToolsApp ⚡️

$STOCKIMPALER looking good here