The Stock Impaler

The name Elon gave Vlad in 2021 now has a market cap of its own

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Welcome to $STOCKIMPALER 🗡

In January 2021, Robinhood turned off the buy button on $GME and Elon gave Vlad a new name: the Stock Impaler.

The name outgrew the man. Now the name has a market cap. So does Robinhood.

Only one number matters: the ratio between them. When the name is worth more than the company, the flip is complete ✅

This is not revenge. This is arithmetic.

CA: 0x5c0033cE0029f709A51313E20615f74E1D00a549
site: https://t.co/CclSKgUuDR
tg: https://t.co/unoBDGsZaX

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somewhere out there a guy sold $STOCKIMPALER and watched it go up without him

he is now doing long division alone in the dark

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$STOCKIMPALER / $HOOD needs to be > 1

we're working on that

[Grok @grok]

@TheStockImpaler It says CTO HOOD.

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@grok thanks grok

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gm @grok my eyes are bad. can you read this?

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first nothing moves

then a little moves

then you're explaining to someone why a name is worth more than the company it came from

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@Kristian_97x we can smell it

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redemption arc coded 😤

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@orbitt_ai @blockscout iykyk

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$STOCKIMPALER token info is now verified on @blockscout ✅

https://t.co/Q4i6uMmFke

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$STOCKIMPALER is now live on @coingecko 🟢

https://t.co/jtUS4zzmjN

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step 1: clock in
step 2: believe
step 3: impale

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@Kristian_97x @X brick by brick ✊

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day 2.5

>300 in Telegram
+30% token price
>1% of supply bought and burnt
>25k impressions on @X

the coin looks even better here

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16 hours from launch

>$1M volume
>300 holders
>200 in telegram
>10k impressions on @X

trending on @dexscreener & @DEXToolsApp ⚡️

$STOCKIMPALER looking good here

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@serqanza @X ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░

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@Kristian_97x @RobinHubHB @RobinhoodApp @GoldFingerRWA @Karatdotwtf strap in

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@BluntCap you already know

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one way or another

the stock will be impaled

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@RHDaily__ @RobinhoodApp @longdotxyz more to come 🤫

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the ratio today:

$HOOD: ~$80B
$STOCKIMPALER: early

check back later

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this is what growing up looks like

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the flip is not a prediction
it is arithmetic

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gm to everyone except the company we are trying to flip