The Stonks Guy

Unsolicited Stonks advice, subscribe to my onlyfans for hardcore stonking action

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

Do you think McLaren are still going to try and blame Danny Ric for the performance? #F1 #MiamiGP

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@bertkreischer If you can cover the train from London to Belgium I’ll buy the tickets now!

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@BungieHelp

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@bertkreischer Any pub. You’ll have a blast

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@timthetatman They are up there but for a live show, nothing compares to Rammstein

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

My favourite thing about @boburnham getting more recognition for Inside is that people will stumble upon the best song - Oh Bo and if they don’t here it is https://t.co/fqBCFgHm5R #ohbo #boburnham #elevatorsong #wrongonsomanylevels

[greg @greg16676935420]

Elon Musk is no longer buying Twitter because he realized he can get it for free in the App Store

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@pokimanelol Yes but my doctor said if I have any more sugar I’ll lose my foot to diabetes, so can you be a aspartame momma?

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@MoneyTelegraph Ahh let me shake the fear-money magic 8 ball and spout some propaganda bs to protect the corps

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@CalvinRidley1 *11,001,500

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

Abusive chat my asshole. If #overwatch players didn’t want to be called cunts they shouldn’t act like such cunts especially the three stack that picks hanzo, widow and dps ana three games in a row.

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@SirLarr Constant crashing, server drops, issues with ping and hit registry. I think $MSFT nailed it, they made a current gen AAA game!

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@shroud Wait I swear you used the G502?

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

Watching Naked Attraction
Guy - "Oh yeah those are quite nice boobs, nice figure etc"
Anna Richardson - "having been blessed in the top half I give an unbelievable tit wank”

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@jackboxgames I’d be happy if you paid Tom Cardy for his music works that you took for your advert.

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@jackboxgames My question is will you pay @Tomycardy for his music as an independent artist in your advertising?

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@jackboxgames What about paying independent Australian artists for their music? Do you require that or just steal it for your ads

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@thestainsports Not just 0 touches, 0 targets. He hasn’t been looked at

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

@joshwiddicombe dark chocolate is really nice with a caramel chunk or sea salt. Don’t go hating (2014 mock the week episode) on dark chocolate.

[The Stonks Guy @thestonksguy]

I’ve spent the lockdown drinking heavily and getting fast food takeaway, get tested at least three times a week and haven’t contracted covid, so obviously this is more effective than the vaccine. Follow for more home covid remedies #Covid19UK #DeltaVariant #sheeple