deemed napoleon

new york's finest

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@penisgirlwonder every day people treat me like they treated him and often for the same reasons

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ive got monday night off Come into my apartment seinfeld style

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9 hour shift no food no breaks i love my job

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@feedbaguser i also base my passwords on the screamo band of the year

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happy healthy and In my enclosure

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while being an american who can afford to smoke half a pack a day is liberating i am running into problems like "there's too much tar on my glasses so i cant see anymore"

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@__snowingcat whatever jazz iii i can steal from my bandmates/practice space/guitar store

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why didnt anybody tell me she sounds like that

[sera @euchreism]

phrases to make you more elegant and feminine

[Gal Gadobafet @DookieSweat]

@hamstorm69 An excellent choice.
People will claim to be Biden fans and have never heard these bars

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Sound of the summer

https://t.co/PjfY8LzahK

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real ball knowers will have a tablespoon of diatomaceous earth before bed

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@Newposter2 what else is there in times like these

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i didnt get elliot smith until i became a new yorker destined to die drunk in portland oregon

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headshot i fear

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i was feeling emo and then a drunk guy pointed at me and yelled "he looks like the guy from the video!" and started singing Bittersweet Symphony

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@familyhyaenidae oh i see

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my entire life is turning into a girl dinner meme

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@bunnygirlpilled there are a lot of dedicated bus lanes it's just that they're typically full of cars and delivery trucks and bike couriers

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bus went from 30-0 in like 20ft and i did an entire somersault trying not to twist my ankle backwards i fucking hate the shuttle dude

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i guess i dont know what i was expecting starting Mad Men but strange sexual feelings weren't it