dave 'bastard on main' strider

❝ʏᴇs, ᴍʀ ᴘʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ sᴇɪɢᴇ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴊᴜᴘɪᴛᴇʀ.❞

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

im astral projecting through this post

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

it's been one year since i joined this fucking hellsite hey fellas

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

my balls itch. this is fine

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

PHUCKING HUNGRY.

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

hello

food

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

n
no wait please https://t.co/97lXGbNBLC

[F R • • • @Edenoftheashes]

//cocks nerf gun// https://t.co/hjbNdPAEWZ

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

im sorry but i wasnt aware of any dweebs in my approximate area until you came along the scene. huh, well, https://t.co/jAOJnn7N1w

[F R • • • @Edenoftheashes]

Gtfo dweeb >:(( https://t.co/F1tpgxYa0r

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

"that's what ya' say now, see. but then tomorrow it's 'talk to the horns'. i'm onto you, motherfucker." https://t.co/S3UkVXVc7W

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

"damn. i'm like— right here." https://t.co/mAuMBlRheW

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

damn im so fly im getting compliments from other mes. straight up being backed up with evidence on the subject of me being great. by /another me/.

thank you

this makes you just as goddamned great https://t.co/1fTCTQgfb2

[𝙳[𝙰𝚁]𝚔𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 @CfHeartAndMind]

Holy shit other mes are fxcking great.

Proof:

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

+ all that crap in the beyond is calming. Or paradise. Or something literally better than here."

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

"Uh well I sort of guessed that. The thing that throws me off for the moment is how the fuck you came back."

Pap pap pap her.

It's emotional hours.

"And— /why/ the fuck you came back. Hell, not like I didn't miss you like the sad hormonal motherfucker I am, but I thought+ https://t.co/VJ3uRTAOIm

[F R • • • @Edenoftheashes]

> Hug back and pat his back.
" Kinda died for awhile I guess. "
" It was all kinds of weird. "
" ...I missed you dude. " https://t.co/WLH654dT7g

[𝙳[𝙰𝚁]𝚔𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 @CfHeartAndMind]

⎡
ƬΉIƧ MΣΛПƧ ЩΛЯ
⎦

⛭ reιncarnaтed god oғ тιмe
⛭ 13 yearѕ oғ ғaιlιng aт lιғe
⛭ yoυng god aυ
⛭ нoмeѕтυcĸ/нιveѕwap
⛭ reтweeт?

https://t.co/30Fj7HV2nK

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

OH WORM

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

@ShinjoKid 👀

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ?

▶ (ｙｅｓ)

▹ ｎｏ

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

Is he getting emotional?

Psssh.

.

Yeah.

..,, just. silently hug.

"What the fuck happened." https://t.co/BXTbvZ0DER

[F R • • • @Edenoftheashes]

@thestriderclock " Wake up asshole I'm here. "

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

══ 〉 ᎡᏆᏚᎬ.

[dave 'bastard on main' strider @thestriderclock]

@HeirConditioned do you want them back Jonathon