Dinesh Joseph

Relax, I'm here now, it will be okay... Saffa living in London | Coach | Consultant | Inspirator | Rugby is Life

[Dinesh Joseph @thestripedcouch]

@British_Airways unable to get in touch with you to change a flight!! Deeply frustrating. Stuck in a loop between your chat bot telling me to call, and calling says try online AND the app or website says "contact us". Sort it out!!

[Dinesh Joseph @thestripedcouch]

@Micylaaa I thought the rapture was coming not going 🤭

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@CastleLagerSA @Springboks @StevenKitshoff 🇿🇦 #CastleLager what a loss to South African rugby 🏉 All the best for future #spicyplum 🫡

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@Micylaaa Genuine question: why do women love receiving flowers? What is it about flowers specifically that gets you ladies all loved up?

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@WillBattlehiem @ChalynRugby Cry harder 🤣 🇿🇦

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@Micylaaa My mum's chicken curry disagrees with you!

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@Micylaaa What kinda heart-break you looking for:
1. Hard & Fast - takes a few months & girls night out to heal?
2. Slow & Nasty - takes a few years & you lose the dog?
3. Jerry Springer toxic - requires years of therapy & you become a born again marathon runner with short hair?

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@lawal_tessie @metagh0st @RugbyPass This aged well

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@YesReallyAngel Try a nice decaff coffee. The smell really helps that get you through - 90% dark chocolate also helps (but only one block a day)🙏🏽

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@SquidgeRugby It's not available 😔😔😔 COME ON @WorldRugby DO BETTER! It's people like Squidge who will grow this game through understanding & insight.

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@Justrightofctr @scrumming_ten The salty tears making the loss burn even more I see... Lekka slaap sheep 🤡

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@VicBlatant It's tough, my Irish colleagues are relentless. Even the blady football fans!? I'm just repeating: "what a great game, looking forward to a rematch in the finals..." Then I go lock myself in the toilet and scream into my jumper! Trash cans have been kicked #JustSaying

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@Oom_Rugby You would like to think so Oom, but now further normalisation of corruption is afloat: https://t.co/PqxmIGpq47

What exactly is going on here @WorldRugby ??

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@Micylaaa "Age ain't nothing but a number". Old souls often flaunt a youthful butt 😂

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@CiroDeSiena China's population: 1.412 billion
South Africa: 59.39 million

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@LBnzed @Oom_Rugby Incorrect. Kolbe is the fastest Bok on the team at 10.70 for the 100m. Sbu clocks 10.59 but he is 'elsewhere' currently. I'm sure KLA and Moody are sub 11 for sure!

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@virginmedia service down in NW3 for almost 24 hours!!! What is going on?! When can we expect a resolution?! Give us information and get it sorted!

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Just posted a photo @ Île de Ré https://t.co/UeudYRXC6j

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Just posted a photo @ La Flotte https://t.co/0mOBOQyCSw