ODing at the family function while wearing my officially licensed vice city fanny pack sunglasses and hat clutching the official vice city mirror and spoon as my body lay there convulsing covered in vice city stickers for no apparent reason
At my vegan food company we've made a walking, breathing pig substitute out of tofu and rice vinegar. Thanks to a clever fungal neural net we developed, it can experience bodily pain
Modern men are emasculated. Times are hard because men are weak and low T. Follow me for aesthetic mood boards of steak and honey to help you understand how to be masculine better. Still don’t get it? Here is a picture of me drinking cappuccino in my chinos and boat shoes.
Cuando mí abuelo casi muerto hizo tiempo para preguntarme si me gustaban las minas pq nunca había caído con una novia y lo único que me salió fue un "lamentablemente"
solo asintió y miró por la ventana así
My favorite animal is the octopus. I’d love some octopus art. Unfortunately the Japanese have cornered the market. And while we share an appreciation for the animal, there is a material difference in what we believe it should be depicted doing.
My parents raised me on soy milk in the 70s. They thought it was super healthy. I think that’s why I look like a Mexican woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I make it work.