Vern

leave life better the way you found it

[Vern @thesweetsloth]

@lachellemarie hey vern

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

#Raptors are NBA-worst 1-8 since February 21st

[Connor Kennedy @connorkennedy_6]

Morgan Reilly is the only reason to still be a leafs can #TMLtalk

[Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie]

Head coach Pete DeBoer has been fired by the New Jersey Devils.

[Don Cherry Parody @DonCherryParody]

WELL AT LEAST MY BUDDY MIKEY DEL ZOTTO SCORED TANIGHT *ON* THE ICE (THUMBS UP)

[Ginger Lynn Allen @BlameItOnGinger]

You're not supposed to EAT them @DillionHarper! Just slip them off... http://t.co/sY7DP3fGzF

[Goat lord @deadmau5]

.@ParisHilton if i wanted attention, id put out a sex tape, fuck a dentist, then charge a million for root canals. For now, imma just be me.

[Vern @thesweetsloth]

“@WLUAthletics: MFOOT - Minutes away from kickoff here at TD Stadium! No. 10 Golden Hawks vs No. 4 Mustangs #WeAreHAWKS #OUA #WLUvsWES”

[Vern @thesweetsloth]

Worst commercial you milk bag! My dick puts up 124 @SNKenReid

[Dan Porter @ThePorterDan]

Billy Madison best sums up today: http://t.co/wBmDdDeBqY #HumberPR #Humber @humbercollege #BackToSchool

[Ontario University Athletics @OUAsport]

Jazz Lindsey (@JazzLindsey) - @guelph_gryphons #OUA #OUA14CoverVote

[Vern @thesweetsloth]

#TSN #FAF in shanny we trust

[Ford Family @TorontoRobFord]

Happy #CanadaDay #Toronto! I will be at events around the city today to celebrate Canada's birthday.

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

#Leafs now have a 24.6% chance of making the playoffs. Just 13 days ago they had a 89.7% chance of making it. #18Wheeler

[CP24 @CP24]

Cops seize thousands of beers at Waterloo, Ont., home over St. Patrick's Day party http://t.co/dIlB3H607d

[Markham Pro Sports @MarkhamProShop]

SKATE SHARPENING HOURS:
Mon-Wed: 11am - 7pm
Thurs-Fri: 10am - 7pm
Sat: 9am - 5pm
Sun: 10am - 4pm
#MaximumEdge

[CP24 @CP24]

Knife fight between food peddlers leaves 6 dead at market in southern China. http://t.co/XXJWmjLnIb

[Vern @thesweetsloth]

@connorkennedy_6 no fucking weigh I bet there the same weight just with a little colour