Tyler Caldwell

the sea calls to me

[will defries @willdefries]

okay, trying something else

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-heaviest drinkers
-best pizza
-underwhelming sex
-best place to spend Christmas
-the women send you home with 26lbs of leftovers
-the men change your tire at 3AM (while calling you a dumbass)

Best people on Earth.

[Tyler Caldwell @TheTAC32]

https://t.co/7khuaqBhnE

[chase @_chase_____]

if ur feeling overwhelmed just take a moment and rly observe ur surroundings. you’ll be like ok wow there’s dust everywhere. just another thing to deal with. plus dishes and laundry. and climate change is getting like so so bad. what were we talking about

[Tyler Caldwell @TheTAC32]

Hey man, did you hear the Wendy’s pop punk EP? Yes the restaurant.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s something so Roachian about this situation (in reference to Jay Roach the director of the Austin Powers film series)

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Sorry kid you need a college degree to send emails for our company have you considered operating huge dangerous machinery that runs at 1500 degrees

[Tyler Caldwell @TheTAC32]

scaring the hoes with my rhetoric

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

Never give up.

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

He did turn out to be right about this fwiw

[GL DiVittorio @gldivittorio]

This was recorded in Florida btw, where Mike Rogers lives

[Walter Covenant: Messiah: Part 3 @WalterCovenant_]

2026 every 3 months

[Jessica Malone Grider @mrs_g_rider]

I'm not joking even a little bit when I say this is my ideal day.

[Tyler Caldwell @TheTAC32]

@xxxrept Fixed it

[Tyler Caldwell @TheTAC32]

@auteurhouse He outta start watching some of them, his last two movies were trash 😭😭

[Tyler Caldwell @TheTAC32]

What podcast is this?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance: I've been saying for a year and a half that I'm going to look into the UFO thing, and I haven't done it yet because I haven't had the time

(He is currently participating in a three-hour podcast)

[Tyler Caldwell @TheTAC32]

@juul_survivor Vanilla Sky

[Tyler Caldwell @TheTAC32]

Gave my Teams emojis dark skin and there’s NOTHING HR can do about it.

[big dog you are mother i mean they @finelylesberg]

the actual point of college is you're supposed to try and make friends or just meet as many people as possible so one of them can get you a job at their company. nobody told me this before college either, my condolences to all of us