CaspertheGonad

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

So can you just fucking destroy those flock cameras when you see them or would u be “fined”?

[Akan thee Doll, Esq. 💜🇳🇬⚖️ @AkanButNoJeezyy]

This has me IN TEARS 😂😂😂😂

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

Sad to say…but yes, I shit at bars and yes I do it often 🤷🏾‍♂️

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

If I found out one day that my dad is a serial killer I def wouldn’t be surprised

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

To all the niggas who keep coming up to me at the bus stop rn- GTFO

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

Wendy’s will be catering my funeral!! Everyone is getting the 4 for 4 meal.
The wake will be at the Mattress Firm.
expenses no more than $500 @Wendys

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

Having a staring contest with old McDonald eating his pb crackers as I wait for my flight

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

What’s 4th harmony up to huh?

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

I wonder if the apts across the street can see me doing blow through my window

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

I feel like marathoners know something the rest of the world doesn’t

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

Want to go to Boston for a lobster roll and head

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

Just had the craziest stretchgasm of my life

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

If Karissa tells you to take out the trash, you take out the trash!

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

@bacardimami69 I’m fs the bottle of Tums

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

@MayaBanda5 This is kinda embarrassing ngl

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

Call me T’Challa cuz I’m King

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

fe fi fo fum is a slur

[CaspertheGonad @thetannertot]

Thinking about Akeelah and the Bee