TheTardSlapper

The stinging sensation on the back of your head, when you've done something... retarded.

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

"Communislam."

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 The feds just went to Mogadishu and caught a learer

I REPEAT, THE FEDS JUST CAPTURED A LEARER IN MOGADISHU

NO LEARER IS SAFE HAHAHA

[MOMof DataRepublican @data_republican]

Here's the thing... yes, the Democrats have a BIG problem with their party right now, but so do the Republicans... so far, the problem is not communism in the Republican party, but how long do you think the Republican party will be immune to this? The infiltration is real, and the patriots need to stop it.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Saying this once more for the people in the back. HOARD your physical media. HOARD your hardware. HOARD your armaments. HAVE redundancies. HAVE solar, HAVE satellites, HAVE a garden, HAVE a meat guy, etc. You are not CATTLE. You are a HUMAN with AGENCY. Do not be a digital slave.

[Green Beret Nap Time @GBNT1952]

If you haven’t figured out that the left and the Islamists have teamed up to destroy us both domestically and abroad by dividing the American right and attacking our strategic allies, then you have fallen for their propaganda and are likely now assisting them directly or indirectly.

The lines have already been drawn.

Many people in our government are being swooned by Islamic money tied to taqiyya.

[TheTardSlapper @TheTardSlapper]

@catturd2 And a chickenshit.

[TheTardSlapper @TheTardSlapper]

This is the American way.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Life is simple..
Be a Man, Carry a firearm,
Drive a truck, drink caffeine
work on stuff protect
women and kids.

Hate your government, love God and your Country!

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

This goes hard af. It’s so rare that I am proud of my fellow Americans. This is one of those rare moments.

[TheTardSlapper @TheTardSlapper]

@TiffanyFong Damn, no wonder he left.

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

We are the number 1 trend in America.

I say we because this is our movement.

Pass the SAVE America Act!

[Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113]

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[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

It's becoming a very scary world out there...

It was announced today that Buckwheat, of 'Our
Gang' fame, has converted to the Muslim faith and has changeds his name to 'Kareem of Wheat'.

Let's just hope he doesn't become a cereal killer...

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

America has always been, and always will be, ONE NATION UNDER GOD.

[TheTardSlapper @TheTardSlapper]

@HLC_actual Huh. Wonder why that one didn't implode and fall neatly into it's own footprint?

[TheTardSlapper @TheTardSlapper]

@DinduApe 🩷🙏

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

The fact that the Republican Party is actively fighting against a man like Scott Presler , instead of recruiting him and following his lead, tells us all that the swamp runs deeper than we all think.

Where are prominent Republicans backing him up? Why aren’t they giving him some sort of official rank within their organization to make sure he recruits more voters? Why is some random “sergeant-at-arms” so comfortable in being hostile towards one of the most genuinely nicest dudes out there?

To @ScottPresler, you’re supported more than you know. Please keep doing what you’re doing.

[TheTardSlapper @TheTardSlapper]

Why not? Fuck John Thune.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Lemme try... FCK JOHN THUNE.

[TheTardSlapper @TheTardSlapper]

@ShamashAran Damn. That's kinda hot.