Julius H. Taxspawn

Ser Julius Hurlock Taxspawn Esq. is the latest in a long line of darkspawn fluent with legalese. Likes gingerspawn cookies, dislikes melting.

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@JaqsSands @DAByrn I LEAP IMPRESSIVELY FROM A WINDOW, ROLL ON THE GROUND, STRIKE A POSE, THEN HEAD TO MY OFFICE

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@JaqsSands @DAByrn I USE A HIGH PITCHED VOICE AS I SAY "BOYFRIEND" A SECOND TIME. WELL IF YOU'RE WAKING UP I SHOULD HEAD OUT! SEE YOU!

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@JaqsSands @DAByrn RIGHT BACK ATCHA, MAYBE PRINCE BOYFRIEND BYRN! I MAKE FINGER GUNS AND POINT THEM AT YOU

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@JaqsSands @DAByrn HI, SECRETLY MAYBE RELATED JAQS! I TURN BACK TO JOIN THE CONVERSATION

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@JaqsSands @DAByrn I LOOK AWAY POLITELY BECAUSE IT IS A PRIVATE MOMENT AND I'M NICE NOW. HEY, A TAX BOOK! I WALK TO THE SIDE

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@ParagonFalls YES, THAT IS MY FAVORITE I WOULD RANK IT BELOW ORIGINS BUT ABOVE THE OTHER TWO NOT COUNTING AWAKENING

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MERRY BELATED BLIGHTMAS TO ALL! ALONG WITH TAXES, CONSIDER THESE GIFTS FOR YOUR LOVED ONES:

DRAGON AGE ORIGINS
DRAGON AGE 2
DRAGON AGE INQU

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@JaqsSands @DAByrn HEY MAYBE PRINCE! NICE ICE WORK YOU DID THERE I GIVE A CHARMING SMILE. I'M TAXSPAWN, JAQS' BEST FRIEND AND CONFIDANT

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@JaqsSands @ByrnIddal USUALLY, PRETTY USELESS IF WE'RE ASKING ME. I SWING MY TAXE AT IT BUT I INTEND TO HIT

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@JaqsSands @ByrnIddal I ADDITONALLY SWEEP IN TO TANK AS THE RAGE DEMON DOES THAT WEIRD SLIDE MOVE IT DOES EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE

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@JaqsSands HEY!! I TRY TO STRIKE A POSE BUT YOU'VE STOLEN ALL THE THUNDER SO INSTEAD I TRY TO LOOK LIKE YOUR INTIMIDATING BACKUP

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@JaqsSands OK WHICH OF US HAS THE STRONGER KICKING LEG I FLEX MY LEG OUT AND SHOW THE DECAYED BUT STILL IMPRESSIVE MUSCLES

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@JaqsSands AND PICK UP MY TAXE I THINK WE ARE ALMOST THERE DO YOU WANT TO DRAMATICALLY KICK DOWN THE DOOR OR SHOULD I

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@JaqsSands I WAS TRYING TO SPICE THINGS UP A LITTLE YOU KNOW, OF COURSE I CAN GET MYSELF UP. I SWING WITH A SINGLE HAND BACK ONTO MY FEET

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@JaqsSands FEET BUT NOT TOO HARD HELP JAQS YOUR BEST FRIEND TAXSPAWN IS IN PERILOUS DANGER

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@JaqsSands HE'S BUSY AT THE MOMENT. MAYBE I CAN ADD SOME DRAMA. I SET MY TAXE DOWN AND HANG FROM THE FLAT PART OF THE STAIRS AND KICK MY

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@JaqsSands SIGH I KNOW WHEN I'M BEAT LOOK I MIGHT BE EVIL BUT THE ARCHDEMON IS THE MASTERMIND HERE AND HE'D MAKE A GREAT FADE FOR YOU BUT

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@JaqsSands OK A CRACK OF THUNDER PEALS OUTSIDE AND VERYSCARY.MIDI BEGINS TO PLAY WHILE A STOCK SCREAM BOUNCES OFF THE WALLS

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@JaqsSands OK FINE SUDDENLY A SCARY WOODEN JAQS CUTOUT FALLS FROM THE CEILING AND DRAMATIC FADE MUSIC PLAYS WOW HOW TERRIFYING