Taylor 🥀

dallas based poker player, foodie, shameless cat lady Proverbs 31:25

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[Taylor 🥀 @thetaylornd]

Only back on this godawful app because of @HunterBiden

[Doug Polk (Code Doug) @DougPolkVids]

I have personally guaranteed that all player funds will be safe as this witch hunt from TABC plays out

You still allegedly owe tens of millions. Shut the fuck up

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

You’re a fucking liar with blood on your hands.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

SNL just commented on ICE during Weekend Update:

Michael Che: "I get that ICE agents are people...allegedly...and they have a job to do, but at some point while you're pepper spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, do you ever stop to ask yourself, 'Are we dicks?'"

[Littlenutsac 🤡 @littlenutsac_]

You are allowed to do this. They literally said it was okay..

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

My brain trying to keep up with Iran, Venezuela, Minnesota, Tua, Kamala, Gaza, Ukraine, Jeopardy, and that time I embarrassed myself in high school.

[Dr. Shak🩺 @realbig_shak]

If your parents couldn't have kids you also...

[Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 @infolibnews]

*Bombs Venezuela*

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science!

[Taylor 🥀 @thetaylornd]

I can’t wait to never get married

[bonky @shesbonky]

dear fellow women,

stop marrying and then enabling this level of man-baby incompetence. it's not funny or romantic or cute that he can't function as a human without your free labor to perform basic tasks for him

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

my favorite part of the epstein files was when they said ▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇ ▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇, ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

i knew we were in late-stage capitalism, but i didn’t realize we were in **HUNGER GAMES** late-stage capitalism

[Joe @electionsjoe]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Natalka @NatalkaKyiv]

This is what comes to mind, right?

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

“Sometimes you just don’t die”

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

A seven figure salary

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?