Trigga Trae

not a painter but you get the picture

[Jessica Nutt @JessicaNutt96]

The plan? We’ll start a sparkling wine business out of Champaign, IL

[Rep. Jake Auchincloss 🟧 @RepAuchincloss]

I come from a family of doctors & cancer researchers. My district is full of medical professionals. RFK, Jr. is an anti-vax conspiracist. While we hear from him today, here’s the facts on what he did to kids in Samoa & why the Senate must reject him:

[Abelito @imchasingdreamz]

coparenting a dog with an ex.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

So “murdering one rich person” is terrorism, but killing a bunch of children is just a shooting. Got it.

[fruits @fru1tsofmylabor]

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

[rose @wynrosei]

i wish parents feared their children being pedophiles, rapist, or being abusive as much as they fear them being gay

[Dylan Marron @dylanmarron]

happy halloween

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

They won omg 😭😭😭😭

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

10 minutes into the movie I spent 2 hours deciding on

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[Jess in the Wild @Jess_inthewild]

Popping a raw pillsbury halloween sugar cookie like it’s a fucking adderall to get me going for chores

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Canceling my therapy appointment bc I had a bagel and I feel a little better now

[DoBBy @LargestAdultSon]

got two uncrustables at 7-11 and the guy said “do you not know how to make peanut butter and jelly or something ?” fried my dumbass

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When no one at the group dinner wants appetizers and then they say some shit like “But if you want the artichoke dip you should totally get it.” Bitch u know full well I’m not gonna get an artichoke dip platter for one. The dream is dead and u were the one who killed it.

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

It took Caleb 3 home games to figure out the Soldier Field wind