Teal Otter

I am Teal Otter, sandles and socks, bareback horseriding...these are life's small joys.

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@richKILLSbury I have asked my lawyer and you have no case against me

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@richKILLSbury what did I do this time?

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@le_wenzel dude I can't message back I'm in Bali - this is the one time twitter has come in handy

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@le_wenzel dude you missed the boat - it's all about hassling Lara bingle on her Instagram - #twitterisdead

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Hey @kochie_online I have a spare ticket to the game this weekend if you're keen! ✊⚡️it's only a kids seat so mybe don't wear your glasses.

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WTF @masterchefau WHY THE F DOES EVERYONE HAVE A FING SOB STORY!?! Is this a cooking show or a crying show #amirightladies #gotdamn #hooked

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@richKILLSbury @nortonantivirus what do you mean??

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@_mattandalex #IRONSIDETILLIDIE

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@_mattandalex joe lister I was grade below - give us a call up.

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@_mattandalex 0401757334

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@_mattandalex hey Matt Alex - give me a call went to primary school with Matt and I'm having a party in most northern town of Australia

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@richKILLSbury plus I couldn't justify blowing like a gorilla to get my dick out... Gotta save up for a big trip at the end of the year

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@richKILLSbury haha na gonna celebrate up here wit all the tradish landowners apparently they have a riot and break into houses & steal cars

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@richKILLSbury Haha You are fresh out of luck then boy.

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@richKILLSbury man check out the deets of the Laura rodeo. It is going to be dweet. Maybe fly to Weipa and drive there or drive from cairns

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@Boggycho @richKILLSbury keen. #sudstorm2014

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@richKILLSbury dude just on the down low Kermeen said he'll have people at his new place cause he thinks no one is in town... Heh heh heh

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@richKILLSbury I'll think about it - I'm back Monday but spending Christmas down the coast then not sure about between then and New Years 🍻

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@richKILLSbury yeah But I don't know about with your weak smoking arse. #straightcashhomey

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@richKILLSbury dude that norton anti virus chick deleted all her posts on Instagram #whathavewedone #nomoresauce