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Software Engineer • Techie • I simply code ideas and dreams into reality • Memer • Busy at work.

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

Somewhere between expecting the things and accepting the things we all grew up.

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

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[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

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[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

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[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

When vaccination is more important than rescue operation in flooded areas.
#GetVaccinated

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

@DeepikaBhardwaj I would say talk and resolve if possible.
Because...
Rahiman dhaga prem ka matt todo chhitkay
toote se phir na jure jure ganth padh jaaye

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

What's door latch?
It's Kundi..

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

What is bucket?
It's balti.

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

@thewittyfolks What is SBI?
Lunch k baad ana phr bataenge...

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

@BollywoodMemers What is almirah?
It's Almarii.

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

@BollywoodMemers What is bulb?
It's lattoo..

[🐧• @achlys_69]

"Nice people always tend to regret their wrongdoings. Bad people feel nothing at all."

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

I am watching Indian daily soaps with you, what more hints do you want.

[Tinder India @Tinder_India]

i replied to all parts of your text, what more hints do you want 🤷🏻‍♀️

[🐧• @achlys_69]

Me: I Am mature now.

Also me: Eyelashe ka baal toota hh, wish maang leti hu, poori ho jyegi!

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

Love marriage wali ne love k chakkar k main roti banana nhi sikha...
And Arrange marriage wali be frustration main aake kuch jyada hi sikh liya. 😬 😂

[SURYABHAN SINGH @bhusuryabhan]

Decide yourself which one you want☺️

[A A D I 🕊️ @_the_aadi]

According to my Mom.
Meri life ki 99% problems mere phone ki wajah se Hai.!

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

@Jai_deep1

[💁🏻‍♂️𝑗𝑑 🌏🌲 @jd_Sparr0w]

😬...

[Glitch @thetechiepanda]

Guess what happened next?
RIP passengers.

[Khushi 👀✨ @khushi_sondhiya]

Behind my smile, there's a story
you would never understand.
🙂❤