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TWEETING MAINLY FROM BUBBLE BATH

[tessmess @thetessmess]

Clay and I watched M. Night Shyamalan’s Signs tonight for the first time in years.
Clay: I remember the aliens being way scarier.
Tess: Yeah, that’s because we were like 10…

[tessmess @thetessmess]

We just heard the bartender refer to times before COVID as “BC” and after as “AC”. Before and after COVID. This feel a appropriate.

[tessmess @thetessmess]

Went to Idaho today to do some future relocation research. For the first time in 8 weeks I’m sitting in a restaurant to eat and it feels strange but so good.

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

had covffee

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@BreezyPuffs I don’t understand and could never comprehend why this could ever seem like a good idea.

[Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy]

Spoiler alert: 2020 also sucks.

[tessmess @thetessmess]

Feeling like this Christmas is the closest thing to Whoville being terrorized by the Grinch’s grinchiness since the heart sizing monitor came out.

[tessmess @thetessmess]

@amyckeeney I love butter.

[tessmess @thetessmess]

@pamerr26 THAAAAANK YOU!! This is the news we need to be hearing. I appreciate the vital response. Happy Christmas!

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Has anyone been keeping tabs on Susan Boyle? Like where she at, how she doing and what’s new?

[Cormac MacBeth @pamerr26]

@thetessmess Susan Boyle's just back from Rome where she joined Lionel Ritchie and Bonnie Tyler, singing for the Pope, at the Vatican Christmas Concert. As you must know, she's worth more than $30 million, but still very down to earth. Not splashing the cash

[tessmess @thetessmess]

Fruit flies and lavender look all too similar in a fancy cocktail.

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@rorylew Yep! Deep friend cookie goodness. I don’t even normally like Oreo’s or fried food...but together 👌🏽

[tessmess @thetessmess]

Guys, I had a deep friend Oreo at the Fair last night and I didn’t hate it.

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

fresh cup #of coffee

[tessmess @thetessmess]

“You must married me so I’d put lotion on your feet and rub them”. - Clay

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@amyckeeney The best of times and dress

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I’m going to bed st 8:45pm on a Tuesday night. What the hell happened?!

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

want coffee

[tessmess @thetessmess]

Just saw someone refer to a snake as a “Danger Noodle”. I can get on board with this less harmful connotation.