The Texases

[The Texases @thetexases]

List up cause this shit is important.

You say you wanna dress like you're out on the 'Hooch, water skiing thru the moonlight in a life preserver like Alan Fucking Jackson?

Get you some.

The Chattahoochie tank is available for preorder, ships 9/12.

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[The Texases @thetexases]

Hey you, hey yeah it's been a while.

Which King George number would you rather dance to at an upcoming Texases show?

[The Texases @thetexases]

Here's the purdiest

[Texas Monthly @TexasMonthly]

Bring us your ugliest Texases!

[Paper Tiger @papertigersa]

Live music returns this Saturday with our favorite band of all time: @thetexases

Tix: https://t.co/2q1sSHDy5k

[The Texases @thetexases]

Saturday night, yee haw!

[The Texases @thetexases]

Tix: https://t.co/fvq1XlMhYU

[The Texases @thetexases]

All sizes, from swole to beanpole.

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[Neko Case @NekoCase]

Just reminding you guys that if it weren’t for seriously poverty stricken humans in crisis there would be no country music.

[Neko Case @NekoCase]

Just reminding you guys that if it weren’t for Black musicians and their excellence there would be no country music.

[Neko Case @NekoCase]

Just reminding you guys that if it weren’t for gay women there would be no country music. 😑

[The Texases @thetexases]

The Sadie dance is this Saturday night! There’s still some tux tix available, head on over to our profile for the link. See ya there! 💅🏽💅🏾💃💃

[The Texases @thetexases]

Hey @PuroPincheSA wanna help us give away a couple tix for Saturday’s Sadie dance? ❤️ 💃

[The Texases @thetexases]

Dang ol’ VIP contest giveaway, cowpeople!! https://t.co/9jc3HE9syI

[SA Youth Literacy @SAYouthLiteracy]

Don't miss it - it's going to be One for the Books! Join us for a masquerade party benefiting #SAYL Fri 10/18. Fall drinks and bites by @blueboxbar @FrancisBogside @hanzobarsa plus live music by @thetexases Get tickets >> https://t.co/1iyxEDpmXM Save $25 with code SAYL thru 10/12

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

Garth Brooks played Gruene Hall on Sept. 23. One of the songs he did was "Amarillo By Morning," written by Texan Terry Stafford and made famous by Texan George Strait. It appears that those present were familiar with the lyrics:

https://t.co/mDl79dEHSi via @YouTube

😉😀

[The Texases @thetexases]

Best come! Tell your family, the Texases hit the burbs! @Floores

[John T. Floore's @Floores]

FREE SHOW Friday! September 27th! Come out and dance to @thetexases at @Floores as they play classic country covers all night long!

[The Texases @thetexases]

Here’s the dang rules:
💃💃 can ask 🕺🕺
💃💃 can ask 💃💃
🕺🕺 can ask 🕺🕺
But 🕺🕺 can’t ask 💃💃 so back off 🚫🚫

[The Texases @thetexases]

Y’all know what a Sadie Hawkins dance is?

[The Texases @thetexases]

We'll all be sporting these Friday night at the 'Rose. Stay hydrated.

@thelonesomerose 10p 'til party howl

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