Community Theatre God

Highly respected community theatre director and cat dad.

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@ArmandDoma I think what you’re describing is how this post’s reception fell apart once you read the comments.

It’s a Fart… in the wind.

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@LauraLoomer Apparently you’re busy getting a never ending string of cosmetic procedures. Is that the best course of action? Asking for a friend?

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@_y0inks @tropotropotropo If you ever post on twitter and don’t hate yourself… you have no self awareness! Exit stage left gracefully.

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@tropotropotropo Oh trust me, if they allowed me anything sharp in here I’d kill myself. What’s your excuse?

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@everymovieplug Die Hard fucks!

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@BG15__ Agree 1000%, I used to really enjoy watching this with a huge MAGA cock in my mouth. But now it’s just not the same… the creators have abandoned us. They’ve abandoned the MAGA cock gobblers. Time for the final curtain!

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@Thechat101 It helps if you want to get paid to talk for a living if you at least can speak the language! - W. Shakespeare or something.

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@GolfonCBS Homosexual golf fans everywhere are super concerned about this! Get a room boys!

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@WSWayland Because you’re all homosexuals and kink sex provides all the blah blah you’re all homosexuals! Cheers

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@RustCohle215 Second only to those who point out who the dumbest cattle are! You go queen! #changinglives

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@nosferadrew Just here to see how many times “Retard” is used in the comments! Like if you’re the same!

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@AlexDelarge6553 Ah… here’s the actual list!

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Bono Sucks.

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@legen_eth I had an epiphany while directing a senior citizen production of Annie. BTW, shout out to Ethel Greenberg who f’ing slayed as Lily St. Regis!

Anyway… if you watch Fox News and are excited about this post, you PROBABLY… need to… ah…END YOUR LIFE! *not financial advice.

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@StefanZamoyski @The_SecretShow You left out the part where he sells shit related to this noble and altruistic endeavor. It’s ok… the internet has melted your brain and he deserves all the hate! Exit stage left!

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@JoshDenny Two things can be true! Women don’t list IQ in their wants AND you’re a big fat failure! Also, single for 18 months? You should have done everything in your power to hang on to that blind bitch. Exit stage left!

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@LDS_Dems Preach! I will continue to ring this bell! Just think of the millions of 80 year old pregnant women cut down by this terrible disease! Probably billions! #neverforget #oldpregnantbitches

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@kylestenson1 Wait until they discover their dad was an attention whore who posted it on X for engagement! You’ve never had the chops for community theatre!

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@RobertFarter @RickyTheGuido Bless you! Nothing is more profound than pointing out what is not profound! I take that back, nothing is more profound than pointing out that one is profound for pointing out what isn’t profound. Bravo!

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@StallionCornell You know the old saying… “when you assume you probably spend too much time with a dick in your mouth!” Or something like that… maybe that’s not the exact saying.