Katherine

Library worker. Bread fan. Bryan Price apologist. Trash human. You can pry my Simpsons references from my cold, dead hands. Opinions are my own. Bi. She/her.

[Katherine @thethingiskat]

When the friend your group phased out years ago is a suggested friend on FB...

[Katherine @thethingiskat]

Mariners release that fucking ferry menu to distract us that there is actual beef between Cal and Randy fml

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Randy Arozarena declines to talk to the media about Mariners teammate Cal Raleigh

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Randy Arozarena declines to talk to the media about Mariners teammate Cal Raleigh

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Every single leadership position in this country is held by a moron

[Katherine @thethingiskat]

Siri play “Ruin The Friendship”

[Katherine @thethingiskat]

I cannot handle all these Randy/Cal think pieces.

[Katherine @thethingiskat]

Speaking of unhinged, I’m just back on Twitter to be unhinged about The Pitt.

[Katherine @thethingiskat]

People are being fucking unhinged about this. They are teammates come on now.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Cal Raleigh refuses to shake hands with his Mariners teammate Randy Arozarena

[Jay @jaysmith_ai]

i'm like "i don't give a fuck" then have an anxiety attack

[Katherine @thethingiskat]

Taking an edible before daylight savings was a mistake

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Today, part four in our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Man, I've ALWAYS wanted to try the marshmallow/hot chocolate log that Bart creates in this scene.

Why hasn't anyone created a hot chocolate marshmallow yet?

[Lookout Landing @LookoutLanding]

Bryce Miller is and always has been that Huckleberry

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

SEATTLE IS SHAKING! #SeizeTheMoment

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

BIG DUMPER, BIG SWING

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO‼️

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! #SeizeTheMoment

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

IN HIS HOME NATION 🇨🇦

Happy Thanksgiving, Josh! #SeizeTheMoment

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

THAT'S OUTTA HERE!

WE LEAD 3-0! #SeizeTheMoment

[Tacoma Rainiers @RainiersLand]

Do they spell it Big Dumpre in Toronto