data bb👾

💗💜💙 she/they. Will assign names for your houseplants 🌱

[data bb👾 @thetidefalls]

this reminds me of you bb

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Do the people who send me emails know we’re all going to die some day

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

look back at it 🚆🍑

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Alone?' said Toad. 'Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?'

[grovy @grovymango]

this is me btw. this is who ur being mean to when ur being mean to me.

[data bb👾 @thetidefalls]

Also here’s a series of photos of me absolutely gassing myself up listening to Renaissance that he took

[data bb👾 @thetidefalls]

I simply don’t understand how David isn’t awake when I’m awake. Really messing with my illusion that we’re the same person.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Sheryl Lee Ralph just gave the most moving acceptance speech in #Emmys history. #AbbottElementary

[Gabby Kientzle @gabbybrownsays]

DC friends: a desperate, long-shot lost & found. This bracelet (an irreplaceable gift from when my baby was born) slipped off in the last few days, possibly around Van Ness/Cleveland Park, @SierraClub office or #StopMVP rally on the Hill. If found around town pls DM me @PoPville

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Sometimes me like to lay in da sun to know what it feels like to be a cookie in da oven.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

a man with bleached hair is a slut let’s be fr

[the hotter kenny omega @SamGreszes]

So I'm pretty frustrated & confused rn? just got home from a date and when she went to pick up her bill I said "don't worry about it, drinks are on me tonight" she fucking threw her FULL BEER at me?!?? has this happened to anyone else????? her name is Amelia Bedelia if that helps

[thusi @SMTElitist]

dam he goin off

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend. Your best friend, Frog.

[data bb👾 @thetidefalls]

@tammie_reads I call it “Petunia Vibes” whenever this happens. Carrying around a little book so I feel smart.

[data bb👾 @thetidefalls]

Same pants, different people!

[data bb👾 @thetidefalls]

I am absolutely begging @DivaLaci to stop making chlorine gas by accident!! Your ad breaks are giving me anxiety