my names earl

the inside of an asshole

[my names earl @thetideishere]

Take your L’s in silence? Sorry, I misheard I thought you said “audience”.

[my names earl @thetideishere]

I disgusting myself eith how much I want a subway sandwich

[my names earl @thetideishere]

im a lover girl forced to be a bitch, of course im not happy here lmao

[my names earl @thetideishere]

pooping after morning shower☹️👎🏻

[my names earl @thetideishere]

how do I always find myself here. never again.

[lexi gets me wetter @bigguccilexa]

This not true cause I keep hearing about it

[my names earl @thetideishere]

my favorite thing to tell my oversharing regulars is to use their full name and exclaim "STEVEN WHO ASKED"
Bc friend i don't need to know about your arrangement with your husband who allows you to fuck women. PLEASE.

[my names earl @thetideishere]

why are all biology teachers like that

[my names earl @thetideishere]

I wish I could go out with coworkers and have fun without overthinking it for a week

[my names earl @thetideishere]

I'll go to jail before a man ever raises his voice at me again.

[my names earl @thetideishere]

I am a pile of bricks and you are holding a sledgehammer, which is to say I wouldn't exist without you.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Amanda Serrano vs Katie Taylor

[David Sammon @iamtheceo]

Mike Tyson after that interview

#TysonPaul #tysonvpaul #TysonvsPaul

[my names earl @thetideishere]

someone said "stone glass" instead of rocks glass last night and I thought it was an east coast / west coast thing so I asked "where are you from?" and she stared at me and said Russia. girl I thought you were from New Jersey I'm so sorry 😭

[my names earl @thetideishere]

I really got b's in all my classes rn and I'm so happy 🥲

[my names earl @thetideishere]

the only way I'm gonna make it thru biology is playing a fuck ton of cozy games 🎮

[my names earl @thetideishere]

being back bartending again is so fucking amazing and I'm back in class and it's so amazing and I'm so sore and I'm so glad I kept pushing and trying

[my names earl @thetideishere]

I think the meanest people are the ones who haven't actually been thru bad shit. life needs to knock them down. Just mean for no reason.

[my names earl @thetideishere]

hate when one of my lobes gets irritated bc then I gotta take it out until it stops, now it's downsized ):

[my names earl @thetideishere]

i need a sign for my front door saying "don't knock, I won't answer"