my favorite thing to tell my oversharing regulars is to use their full name and exclaim "STEVEN WHO ASKED"
Bc friend i don't need to know about your arrangement with your husband who allows you to fuck women. PLEASE.
someone said "stone glass" instead of rocks glass last night and I thought it was an east coast / west coast thing so I asked "where are you from?" and she stared at me and said Russia. girl I thought you were from New Jersey I'm so sorry 😭