Tim Black

anyone know how to fold a fitted sheet?

[Adam Rowland @AdamSkywaIker]

This is still the best thing the COD community has ever produced.

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@hashtagtrovalli Black keys aren’t the same since Fergie left

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@vaniaavr Also clears the weird white fog look

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@vaniaavr My girlfriend does this trick where yiu spray it with distilled vinegar, then sprinkle baking soda over, and cover with a warm wet rag for a few minutes and scrub. The cleaner works well but this seems to work better if it’s extra dirty or something burnt on it

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@TheAndreaV Been doing it for 6 years. It can feel like I haven’t made progress because I get panic attacks and anxiety still. But when I look at the journey as a whole, there are way fewer and my ability to function is much better. Sometimes it’s just hard to gauge progress in frustration.

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@chuygang They look exactly like what I expected

[🏴‍☠️ @DreamChasnMike]

why do females take rolling over to da other side of da bed so personal ??????????? no i don’t fuckin hate u i’m tryna sleep comfortably 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

I needed this today

[lemon @thatbitchlemon]

YOU are a hot slut and i’m proud of u

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@hashtagtrovalli Still can’t believe Julius Caesar’s middle name was Little.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment

the environment:

[Allanté Keels @Mr_Keels]

People talking about “rules are rules” but half of y’all couldn’t even abide by public health guidelines during a pandemic

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

Do y’all remember the show “undercover boss”? where rich execs would disguise themselves and find out their underpaid and overworked employees were miserable and couldn’t afford basic things. Then they’d be like wow, sad. Here’s a weekend trip to Disney. What the hell was that?

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@maddiewells12 I’ve done it twice. Both times the mattresses were great. The only disclaimer is some may have a chemical scent from the vacuum sealed packaging that can last a few hours to a few days. Just open it and let it air out for a while.

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@hashtagtrovalli @olivegarden Does that imply there’s a rain garden cafe?

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

If my house was ever haunted, I’d probably never know. You really think I remember where I left things or what doors were open or closed?

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@chuygang Flashing lights and Lupe fiascos superstar on repeat everyday 10 years ago

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@chuygang @biankadaniellle Jk she’s the goat. But perfect opportunity to snag a goat milk sponsor

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@chuygang @biankadaniellle One of her sponsors is goat milk

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@vaniaavr But actually compare prices from https://t.co/czQki3s2Bj to rental companies. Or Costco travel has the cheapest prices I’ve seen (if you’re have a Costco membership).

[Tim Black @thetimblack]

@vaniaavr $19.95