Patrick

Flipping an ollie for the girls *dinosaur noises*. Modern day Lieutenant Dan, with legs. Has "a Rain Man kind of charisma". He/Him/His.

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

One final, vital addendum:

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

Ball. Don't. Lie.

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

The English should be furious cause this exact same thing happened to them in the 2022 quarter final on France's first goal in that game.

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

They're going to EFO Daryl, steal Mrazka from us, and recreate the best forward line in PWHL history for a full season this time.

[PWHL Hamilton @PWHL_Hamilton]

You’ll always find your way back home ❤️‍🔥

Oakville native and four-time Olympic Medalist Brianne Jenner is our first player in team history, signing a three-year Standard Player Agreement as part of the Expansion Player Distribution Process.

📰 https://t.co/LK7WLloDhb

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

Came out of Twitter retirement for that last one, it better bang.

[Ottawa Charge @PWHL_Ottawa]

anyone know how Nick’s doing?

[Capital City Supporters Group @CapitalCitySG]

📰 Want to remind yourself how well we played last night? Player Ratings are here for you! 🔥 Week 2 had four goals and some outstanding action, read all about it courtesy of @thetimiddonut! ⤵️

#AtléticoOttawa #CanPL #Atleti

https://t.co/yBQszwykgu

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

@AlexiLalas https://t.co/N3F2ggPBWP

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

A Man
A Plan
A Canal
Panama

Justice.

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

Those are the exact sorts of goals Ullmark has been prone to giving up all year even when he's been making other elite saves. Frankly unacceptable. (The Habs have been better tonight and deserve the lead).

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

Some people celebrate their team winning a big game by going out with their friends.

I stay in, eat a whole pizza, and do my laundry.

I am built different (possibly depressed.)

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

@ottawaisms go sens go

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

🎶 Walking Along
Singing a song
Living in a Gwynter Wonderland 🎶

[Capital City Supporters Group @CapitalCitySG]

2025 CCSG Spring Assembly is one week away! Come down to the @GlebeCentralPub at 2PM on Saturday, March 22 to discuss our plans for this season, meet our next executives, and chat #AtléticoOttawa!

If you plan on attending, please fill out this form: ⤵️

https://t.co/JTKzvHv90d

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

Marciniak absolutely refusing to award correct corner decisions in Extra Time is unlike him but very like Real.

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

Alright, guess I have to go back to doing detective work to figure out the last couple signings.

[Ottawa Rapid FC @ottrapidfc]

🚨 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗔 𝗚𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗡! 🚨

Ottawa Rapid FC adds Nicola Golen, a versatile winger & fullback from Toronto, ON! With experience in League1 Ontario, Olympique Lyonnais Reserves, and Harvard, she’s ready to make an impact.

💙🪽 Welcome to Ottawa, Nicola!

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

History tells me, no.

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Are you capable of love even though you are from Ottawa

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

Sport is just real estate example #700,000.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A new 100,000-seater stadium will be the centrepiece of the Old Trafford regeneration.

#MUFA new 100,000-seater stadium will be the centrepiece of the Old Trafford regeneration.

#MUFA new 100,000-seater stadium will be the centrepiece of the Old Trafford regeneration.

#MUFC

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

Get this man on an exercise bike, and let's recapture peak Sens aura.

[Sports on Prime Canada @SportsOnPrimeCA]

Humble king Ully 🥹

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

Alright admin, now announce Nicola Golen.

[Ottawa Rapid FC @ottrapidfc]

🚨 𝗝𝗬𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗔 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗝𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗢𝗔𝗡! 🚨

Ottawa Rapid FC bolsters its defense with the addition of Jyllissa Harris on loan from Houston Dash! 💪

#OTTRapidFC #WoSo #WomensSoccer | @northernsuperleague

[Patrick @thetimiddonut]

I need Jean Chretien to host the Roast of Justin Trudeau.