Tim James

Astros. Baylor. Texans. Everton. I don’t tweet a lot, but when I do..it’s not very good. Sic Em Bears. World Series Champs ‘17 ‘22

[Tim James @thetimjames]

Burrows pitching tonight? Royals ML easy

[Doug McIntyre @ByDougMcIntyre]

Christian Pulisic after being pulled at halftime of the #USMNT’s 4-1 win: “I just got a bit of a kick in the first half, so I'm really hoping that it's nothing. Taking a little bit of precaution today, but I'm hoping I'll be fine the next few days.”

[Tim James @thetimjames]

Absolutely awesome to see Gio score

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wtf there’s a mistaken identity foul?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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FLOOOOOOOOO AGAIN

[Tim James @thetimjames]

Hey Fox we get it. There’s celebs there. We don’t need them shown every stoppage.

[Tim James @thetimjames]

FLOOOOOO GET IN!!!!

[Tim James @thetimjames]

WE DONT EVEN NEED TO SCORE THE OTHER TEAMS DO IT FOR US

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(Astros side note) if we have 9 why don’t you just leave Imai in the game? He hurt?

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GO GO USA

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I’m sorry Yordan did WHAT

[Tim James @thetimjames]

Who’s doing worse right now? FIFA trying to explain ticket prices or literally everything coming out of Texas tech?

[Tim James @thetimjames]

@_BackyardSports Yall gotta hurry up and just drop the damn thing already!

[Tim James @thetimjames]

There’s far too many latinas on my TL rn and that is NOT a good thing for me 😅

[Tim James @thetimjames]

@monicahatesu

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@jason_howerton

[Tim James @thetimjames]

Happy 25th anniversary to Take Off Your Pants and Jacket to all who celebrate. The album that famously got @jason_howerton in trouble in Bible class.

[Tim James @thetimjames]

@jason_howerton You didn’t do it or didn’t like the joke? Lol

[Tim James @thetimjames]

@hannahcmontoya YUGE

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Take Off Your Pants And Jacket (25 Year Anniversary Edition) is out now everywhere.