Tim Lowe

Comedian.

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

Reminder: this is how American cities looked 100 years ago.

Everything in this image was demolished.

Here's why — and how we can bring it back... (thread) 🧵

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

I thought it was “Wide the chicken” like it was the chickens name (i.e. rock band Cage the Elephant).

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@CollinRugg For the love of God, where is Ross?!

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@shoe0nhead So are we or are we NOT into step-porn?

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@andymalafarina Usually egg. Pumpernickel and rye are decent wildcards.

[TMNT @TMNTMovie]

We found the Zombie Kid a.k.a Jonathan! He still has an awesome face paint job and is here with the first review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem! Get tickets now and see #TMNTMovie Now Playing in theatres everywhere.

[Life Pad @The_Life_Pad]

Full Body Workout Save this;

Exercise 1

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@arielleaty Hell yeah!

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@momentoviral Hope he’s okay.

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@WhiskeyBurrito You might be in the clear. Schizophrenia is when it gets dicey.

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@WhiskeyBurrito Treatments can be super effective. Be mindful of a personal or family history of psychosis though. They don’t normally blend well.

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@clipsthatgohard I hope she’s okay.

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@Bornakang “It’s kind of meditative to me…”

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

I don’t know if you’re pro-life or pro-choices, but I’m sure my proctologist is prostate.

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@pallnandi Great point. The enemy of my enemy is my friend

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@BornAKang I’ve never seen someone get slapped while wearing glasses and the glasses WEREN’T knocked off.

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@bennyjohnson I don’t care.

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@AIapalucci Congrats! You deserve it. Is everything okay with Kieth? I thought he was the original opener.

[Tim Lowe @thetimlowe]

@notalexnicholas @ChrisGethard This is awesome.