two phone baby alex

Alex fan account. He don’t have a Twitter but he’s a swell dude #Strudelboyz #GraveyardGang #HydrationNation

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

Citizens it is time to start a crusade against horny twitter follow me to the holy land

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

My cat stays preheating the gamer chair🔥

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

Spending the weekend at my mom’s I forgor what it’s like to eat three meals a day

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

Beyond underprepared

We leave in 7 hours

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

Bought a bass canyon ticket a week before it starts lmao

[cory @coolmathgame_]

if i was getting eaten by a bear i would get a pet in real quick

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

God saves her thiccest trees for her drunkest drivers

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

Personally I don’t really trust pirates who don’t have eye patches

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

Turns out there is no such thing as a “chill amount” of acid

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

$300 ER bill? Just keep my hand next time

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

I want a son just so I can name him George Washington. All his stupid ass lil friends will believe he’s like the dude’s grandson or something and he’ll have so much clout for those key developmental years

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

I hate being at a dispensary and looking at oil like bruh if you don’t pop that bad boy open and let me lick it😩

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

@kaleighjade_

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The real sick joke is I would do 19 wordles a day if I could

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

2022 GOTY and it’s not even 2022

[ELDEN RING @ELDENRING]

Time hastens on, friend. There is no fitter moment than now.

Pre-order #ELDENRING: https://t.co/oooEiDSP1X

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

I love you too💛

[‎𐦍 ੈ✩‧₊ @druzyfaerie]

Not to be dramatic but I’m very much in love with my boyfriend and I didn’t know that this is what healthy love was actually supposed to feel like.

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

Faces is on streaming how could we not

[AKTHESAVIOR @iunderachieve]

Hope y’all having a blessed day

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

You ever burp so loud you can’t even say “excuse me” you just have to say “I’m sorry” and hope for forgiveness

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

If the rabbit wants the trix that bad just give him the cereal damn. Ketamine is for horses but that didn’t stop anyone

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

I want Chris Pratt to do an offensively shitty Italian accent for the whole movie

[two phone baby alex @TheTkach]

The Democrats are evil because they don’t love my girlfriend as much as I love my girlfriend you can tell by all the photos of us if the Democrats had their way I’d be single also I don’t believe in shirts #nationaltweetlikeurichday