Tortilla Jackson

I’m here for the jokes

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

Oh they got Fox News too?

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

Quite possibly the most extraordinary exchange I’ve ever been involved in on TV.

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

Lmao so if Towns palms Fox’s head tonight and pushes him into the court, we’re all good? What are we doing here?

[bomani @bomani_jones]

in other news, how do you not feel like a sucka ass narc asking for a retroactive flagrant on a play where no one got hurt or kicked in the nuts?

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

We will never convince anybody else but every Knicks fan knows the dudes jumping Spurs fans are not real Knicks fans.

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

It’s not the physicality. It’s the fact that the refs are only letting one team be physical and it’s not even discreet

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

Point has been made several times by voices louder than mine but I’ve sat through 20 years of people adamantly screaming that they missed physicality in NBA hoops, that the game was too soft, etc. Now we got a bunch of teams playing physical and everyone is still complaining.

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

I was saying this during that last game. They gotta have someone put a stiff forearm in his chest and set the tone early

[dean @DeanIsReal_]

I’m being 100% serious you have to put Hukporti into the game in the first quarter tomorrow and have him commit a patented Spurs “hard foul” on Wembanyama

Set the tone and take matters into your own hands since the league just wants to protect and enable him

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

Graham Platner: “If I had my way, elections would last two months, they would be publicly funded, and if a billionaire looked at a TV ad the wrong way we’d put ‘em in jail.”

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

Things you say when you haven’t spoken to the lower middle class in decades

[Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden]

I think this is 100% true. But to beat Susan Collins you need 65 year old moderate white ladies who are to the right of primary voters.

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

They could never make me hate you, KAT

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

KAT:

"I just felt a calm and a peace that had to be come from the woman above (his mom). I felt like a kid. It was just fun out here. It felt like I was a kid getting ready to go play my Saturday AAU games and Sunday AAU games. In a way I felt like I was seeing her in the stands"

[Devin Walker @Devin_Walker2]

*ball comes off rim*

josh hart:

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

What game were you watching that you thought this at any point?

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

All that shit talking to me about the Knicks beating the Spurs... SHUT THE FUCK UP!... like I said..Knicks might get swept 🧹

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

I love the show but they are idiots man lol

[Stu Smith @thestustustudio]

This moment from Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast is one of the cleanest arguments against communism and socialism you’ll hear in under a minute.

“It's important to study communism, because all, you know, the youngsters these days, they think it's far out and fly... It's not. It usually results in about 50 million people dying.”

“It starts with the seizure of private property. That's f*cking crazy... It's built on the government taking everyone's property. What the f*ck? The government's terrible. I don't trust them with anything.”

Comedy podcast or not, Matt and Shane basically nuked the entire ideology in under a minute.

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

I have no idea what you’re talking about

[Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON]

If you haven't watched the Chad Gable vs. Kaiser match, you really should stop whatever you are doing and watch it now. One of the great match presentations of all-time.

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

@DragonflyJonez Change the team but the rules still apply

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

I’ll say he’s still underpaid

[Я @LJJM__]

I wonder how Wemby’s Marxist woke idolatry worshippers will feel when he signs that 5/$500 million contract the second it’s offered

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Danhausen after the Knicks swept the Cavs

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

Have some dignity and critical thinking

[REAL1 (FKA Enzo Amore) @real1]

I am an American, proud to be.

I don’t care if it was Obama, or Trump, it’s not about politics.

IT’S THE PRESIDENT.

I am a kid who grew up in a small town, that nobody ever made it out of.

If you have a chance to see the White House, meet, or intro the President.

Do it.

[Pistons Play @PistonsPlay]

The Pistons would’ve crushed the Knicks in a playoff series. Unfortunately, the basketball gods didn’t want to give us that matchup.

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

See my last tweet

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

NAILED IT: Jeff Bezos: “A nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year pays more than $12K a year in taxes. Does that really make sense?”

“So people talk about making the tax system more progressive. How about we start by having the nurse in Queens NOT pay taxes? At all!”

“Why is a nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year paying more than $1K a month in taxes?”

“That’s $1K a month that could help with rent or groceries or anything.”

“And by the way, do you know what that all adds up to? The bottom half of income earners in this country pay only 3% of the taxes. It’s only 3%.”

“We can find 3%. So we don’t have... it’s a small amount of money for the government. You know that. And the more I thought about it, to me, it’s kind of absurd that we’re doing this.”

“We shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington — they should be sending her an apology. It really makes no sense.”

Exactly!

[Tortilla Jackson @thetokenone]

We gotta k*ll them, man

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

Every time a cop is on camera killing or brutalizing a white person why white people as a whole be like “see! We don’t riot and protest over police brutality” NIGGA WHY NOT LMAOOOO