Tori

naps, nursing, football, and self-deprecating humor.

[Tori @thetoracle]

Things that are pointless: book jackets on books for toddlers

[BuckeyesSZN @DarionIG]

I feared I done fell for the colston loveland hype 💔

[Waxy @WaximusDecimus]

@NFLFantasy

[Tori @thetoracle]

@NFLFantasy It’s not just the app…

[Tori @thetoracle]

@NFLFantasy Sure would be nice to see my fantasy numbers right now!!!!!!!

[Tori @thetoracle]

To add to the picture, we’re in a coffee shop that’s under 400 square feet and her dog is a purebred husky

[Tori @thetoracle]

Coming back on twitter to share I just heard a woman tell her dog to be demure

[Tori @thetoracle]

@tapairportugal hey there! Would LOVE to know where my bag is that has suddenly disappeared from tracking?!? Reservation not found?? WHERE IS MY BAG

[el Jefé @JefePil]

Damn this reporter is crazy for this

#NYGiants | #DanielJones

[Connor. @C0NB0NNN]

Cooper Kupp is currently outscoring Najee Harris…

Cooper Kupp is on IR.

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

Saying “this doesn’t happen to people like me very often” when a Black woman hasn't won that award since 1999 is crazy lol

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

I just wanna know everyone picking 7 so I can report them to the FBI

[Dr. Angela Rasmussen @angie_rasmussen]

So in short, be very suspicious of posts touting studies, even with a high number of study subjects, when they are presented in such a misleading way. #vaccineswork

[Lisa @littleloca66]

CPR is horrifying to watch, esp when it’s being performed on a friend or loved one. I’m disgusted that the NFL thought 5 mins was appropriate for the teams to gather themselves and play football. All I can think of now is Damar Hamlin and his family 🙏🏽 #PrayersForHamlin

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Some things are bigger than the game. Praying for Damar and his family. 🙏

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Whenever the league talks about player safety we should all remember that the NFL tried to make the players warm up for five minutes and restart this game before the coaches stepped in

[Pete’s Tweets @petes___tweets_]

@AlexWilsonESM The refs have been insanely one sided in the first half. To the point where it makes you wonder..

[UmbralKnightX- BLM, 🏳️‍🌈, Free Palestine. @Umbral_KnightX]

I'd never heard of Nikita Dragun before this week, but the fact that Florida would put someone whose legal documents say female in a men's jail is unsurprising, scary, and infuriating. Fascists love using real or imagined criminality to justify denial of human rights.

[Tori @thetoracle]

Harry Potter theme song in the middle of spin class started the day off right