matt toucan

sup

[matt toucan @thetoucan3]

My girlfriend couldn’t fucking care less when I talk to her about anything

[matt toucan @thetoucan3]

Do I deadass matter to anyone. My own mom won’t pay me more than 30 seconds of attention

[matt toucan @thetoucan3]

I was telling my friend about a problem I was having and he was just on his phone not even paying any attention

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I would honestly say this is the worst mental state I’ve been in in months

[matt toucan @thetoucan3]

I don’t know who even sees these tweets but I seriously don’t know if i can do this any longer

[matt toucan @thetoucan3]

@Dodgers You just lost to a poverty franchise

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@WeStillBelieve @NBA @JoelEmbiid @sixers Jokic has more double doubles than Embiid has games played lmao

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Horny asf

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Cant believe my old account got suspended because i said i would beat the shit out of the nba commissioner

[matt toucan @thetoucan3]

I suck a lil dick ngl

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This is the worst fucking thing I’ve ever seen

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DOES THIS BUS DRIVER KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE

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@overwatchlord69 @HennyforBen Fucking retard @HennyforBen

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So thirsty for dick rn

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Just fucked a kid

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I think i just shit my pants

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@ElizabethElliot @CLE_SHONUFF @BlueWave215 @CathyWanza @UpstateBri @DPetagrew You mad?? Gonna cry?? Gonna piss your pants?? Maybe shit and cum?

[matt toucan @thetoucan3]

@ElizabethElliot @CLE_SHONUFF @BlueWave215 @CathyWanza @UpstateBri @DPetagrew No one cares about your daughter that much LMAO you’re arguing with teenagers on twitter

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@CathyWanza @skiddie3 @ElizabethElliot @BlueWave215 @CLE_SHONUFF @UpstateBri Did you say ‘among us’ ????

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@ElizabethElliot @davefarmaryoga @llasiege @Denver4L @DavidDavesdogs @katywinge When was the last time you watched a wnba game Elizabeth?