aggie

your friendly neighborhood smarty pants

[aggie @thetownwaspaper]

who would win in a fistfight

[aggie @thetownwaspaper]

@Labadoodler Why cant I retweet

[Ruth Langmore @RAAVAKHALEESI]

He is shaking so bad, but this is what strength looks like. To stand up to such powerful entities.

[moby dickgirl @epistemophagy]

Hey man just a quick fact check: "as a Catholic" is false because as there is absolutely no doubt whatsoever that the content of this Tweet is schismatic, you incurred a Canon 751 latae sententiae excommunication through the act of posting it! Hope this helps

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

how US presidents would react to your self harm scars (a thread):

[wistfulknight @wistfulknight]

The church during the middle ages whenever they saw an artist with potential and gave them funds and lodging

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Shopping for a nice big area rug! I’ve never shopped for rugs before, I’m assuming they’re around $50-$100. Excited to see what I find!

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

There is no owner. The dog falls in love with a stick of dynamite and grabs on tight with its teeth. They are going to explode together.

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

People are like, "Why are you here if it's so bad for your mental health," but, like, I also do many other things that are terrible for my mental health.

I am not a rational machine. I'm a fucking mammal. I am closely related to animals that throw poop at each other.

[BERTIE GILBERT @bertieglbrt]

my sister's review of oppenheimer

"it was about some nerd. i feel like a nerd sometimes so i related. very lovely"

[ash @dreamershoteI]

did zoella waxing troye sivan’s legs mean nothing to you peiple

[ًً @heartipink]

head empty, just moon minecraft houses

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Every account of a serial killer’s life and personality is like, “He seemed very successful and normal. Unless of course you count his obvious and obsessive hatred for women, which we didn’t.”

[Sam Reich @samreich]

A thread about the strike and Dropout production: 👇✊

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

One of the reasons tuberculosis continues to infect and kill more people is because you refuse to allow the widespread distribution of affordable bedaquiline, which is essential to stopping the spread of multidrug-resistant tuberculosis and curing those infected by it.
It takes some gall to wonder aloud what the problem is when you know that you are the problem. You've had 20 years of a bedaquiline monopoly. You've made your money. ENOUGH.

[ostonox @ostonox]

we dont take mental health seriously in this country and I'm glad Obama's talking about it

a lot of people don't know he actually took a leave of absence during his presidency to get treatment for clinical depression, google "obama kunduz hospital 2015"

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

Do you think the ocean would think twice about slurping you up?? The submarine passengers are guilty of hubris, but your mocking them shows the same arrogance. One day you’ll be sucked down to the same abyss

[Sam Reich @samreich]

So, inspired by Hank, we are in fact submitting Game Changer for an Emmy.

If you're an academy member, or know any academy members, please consider giving us your vote and/or spreading the word about our silly little show! 🙏🗳️ #emmyforgamechanger