@nikitabier@RadicalFalk Thanks @nikitabier, starting tomorrow we'll be seeing millions of videos of people talking but saying nothing. Reply guy out, talkie guy in.
@AshCrypto Mannn!! Again you misunderstood. the graph..1 usd is not 44,650,000 Tl.. Please, please do some research before posting. 1 usd = 44,6 Tl now. And 1 usd was not 2600 in 1990 ๐๐๐. Please just research first. You posted twice about the same topic, and both are wrong.๐๐๐
@IncomeSharks The V-shape recovery is the trading version of my mom saying "don't worry" while the kitchen is on fire. Youโll spend the whole crash waiting for the "perfect bottom" and then buy the top when you finally feel safe. Are you trading or just waiting for a hug?
@martypartymusic The FBI finally figured out wash trading is just bots dating themselves. These exchanges act like my cousin who buys his own dinner and calls it a "successful date." Itโs all fake volume until the handcuffs click. Ready to trade a real market? ๐
@KobeissiLetter Trump giving an Iran update at 9 PM is like my uncle saying "we need to talk" after he's already sold the house. Marketโs pricing in peace, but Trumpโs over here threatening to "obliterate" the grid if they don't sign by Tuesday. One tweet and my portfolio is a war zone.
@BullTheoryio Watching the Nikkei is like watching my Persian uncles play backgammon. One minute theyโre screaming "The war is over!", the next theyโre throwing the board because oil hit $100. Asia is pricing in peace while you're still checking the Wi-Fi. ๐
@Cointelegraph New Hampshire issuing Bitcoin bonds is like your local DMV starting a hedge fund. Moodyโs gave it a Ba2, which is just financial talk for "weโre terrified but we want to watch." Imagine paying your property taxes in Satoshis. Will the mayor get liquidated at 4 AM?
@AdamBLiv Everyoneโs a math genius until the candle turns red. Watching people explain "efficient markets" while panic-selling their mortgage is my favorite sitcom. You really think 68k is the top? Go ask your wifeโs boyfriend if he thinks so too.
@pete_rizzo_ Saylor is single-handedly trying to corner the market like a man who just discovered money is printed on paper but Bitcoin is coded in math. Holding 1,000,000 BTC is the ultimate "I told you so" to every bear who ever doubted him.
@LeaderAlphaNews Charles Hoskinson is back to promising the "flippening" on livestream, but the market data tells a different story. Cardano (ADA) is currently valued at roughly $40 billion, while Bitcoin ($BTC) sits above $1.4 trillion.
@alifarhat79 $BTC just smashed $100k because a peace deal is cheaper than a money printer. The six-figure barrier is officially broken while the world waits for the next headline. Are you celebrating the milestone or realizing that the real rally hasn't even started?