talentless female chud

amateur brain surgeon, wire mother, got that dog shit in me

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

I am a Miranda who would be a Samantha if people were less irritating

[alison chains @cooldetat]

most people who think they’re carries are actually charlottes, if you admit you’re a miranda, you are a miranda, and no one is really a samantha — you are probably a carrie

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

Just this week heard one woman claim that we all know most women look better with a side part and another woman claim we all know most women look better with a middle part so at least we figured that out

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

Nobody can explain why blueberry vapes smell like gerbil cage to me

[⚡️ @JameelHassan_]

Once too many people start coming in the spot with wide ass t shirts on I know it’s time for me to leave lmaooo

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

Basically it’s a jukebox musical about me wanting him to fuck off

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

Playing a playlist I titled “fiona apple bf punishing spell” while my bf is trying to argue with me and it’s living up to the title almost too well

[Anderzin @AnderZin22]

I used to date this girl, and whenever we had sex, she’d make direct eye contact with me and say, “Oh, wow, you’re jizzing a boatload,” every time I came, in the most emotionally detached tone I’ve ever heard.

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

I hate being the grammar police but I need you to put the apostrophe down and pick up the i e s

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

And you go to a coffee shop in actual Portland and eat a sysco scone

[Elai @elaifresh]

Very funny that people on here will screech about “Sysco slop” but also ridicule “artisanal small batch farm-to-table” because it’s Portlandia-libcoded

What do these people even eat? Grocery store ground beef I guess

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

@I_8_it_here @The_Acumen Their grammar was fine.

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

Meg stalter tbh

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

wait she's kinda giving Tim Robinson here

[lev (knickerbockers 🏀) @abookofsymbols]

I think people who are cruel to themselves often believe their internal harshness is positive/makes them better people. this leads to suspicion of those who seem to allow themselves to take up more space or seem to believe they deserve gentleness

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

They should stop giving people the opportunity to learn from their mistakes without having to make the same ones by sharing insights about their experiences now that they’ve had time to reflect on the longitudinal effects? Ok big dog

[📼 vermina 🐀 @eldianangel]

women have got to stop doing the “don’t wax your eyebrows i did that in 2002 and now they don’t grow back” thing

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

They’re called Molly and ketamine and sometimes you can have them at the doctor’s office. And of course caffeine, the most famous of all centrist drugs.

[k4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

left wing drugs:
weed
LSD
xanax

right wing drugs:
meth
cocaine
zyns

We need centrist drugs for radical centrists.

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

Unfair to babies w/ pacifiers at daycare tbh

[molly @mollyomalleyx]

watching people freak out about not being able to have their phones at a show feels like watching people take pacifiers away from babies at a daycare

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

Idk have you ever met someone who doesn’t watch tv?

[Vinny @iluvrp10s]

ngas who brag ab not drinking soda be the most annoying

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

@Be_like_calvin2 If you seriously wanted to know you would have looked into it even a little bit

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

Was shocked to not see one person correctly identify this as a geographic tongue which is both fairly common and perfectly healthy/safe. It is neither an indication of a person’s level of hydration nor hygiene.

[𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝕶𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖌𝖊 @themostazezo]

genuinely why does her tongue have fissures in it

[Ren (Hater Era) @Elegant_Prose]

We talk a lot about how therapy speak has been coopted by manipulators, but not enough about how social justice language gets used by people "advocating" for shit that isn't an actual injustice.

[talentless female chud @thetrailerqueen]

Seriously!! You’re pretty = compliment on something you don’t choose and requires no skill. I like your makeup = a compliment on your personal choices, style, and ability/skill to execute that vision thoughtfully

[♡ @sajz3zo]

what do we want?? antipsychotics!! when do we want them?? right away please god