Anthony

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[Anthony @thetrain1818]

Poor Cody

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

Being a small budget, analytics heavy team means exploiting market inefficiencies. And for a long time, those market inefficiencies were about playing ugly baseball. But now everyone plays ugly baseball. So the new market inefficiency is playing pretty baseball. I'm not joking.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

He doesn’t give a solitary fuck about you, your family, your community or your future.

It’s all about stealing as much money from you as possible to give to his family, inner circle, oligarchs and foreign sugar daddies.

[Ozymetsdias @Ozymetsdias]

Fuck anyone who is rooting for a work stoppage

[ReaperKnives @ReaperknivesX]

This is actually a good representation of how generative AI works

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

“The workers don’t want it either” lmfao

We all know this is the start to them erasing holidays celebrating black people and other minorities.

MLK Day and Juneteenth will be the first they target.

[Andrade “El Idolo” The Real Latino Man! @AndradeElIdolo]

1 I wanted to work with my ex-wife.
2 No! They always treated me great.
3 AEW is the best wrestling company and respects all wrestling styles; the company is less than 10 years old and features wrestlers from all over the world, they give everyone a chance.

I'm tranquilo, happy, and focused on AEW

[Nick Pollack @PitcherList]

We are going to have a lockout because these owners, who can sell their teams for upwards of $4 Billion, are too poor to pay their players.

It's going to be a horrible winter ahead. Don't you dare let the owners trick you into joining their side.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA

[「 sɢᴛᴠɪᴘᴇʀ-x 」 @Sgtviper_Gaming]

Dimeless Toni Storm

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Edwin Diaz entered the game with a two-run lead in the ninth

0.2 IP
4 H
3 ER

His season ERA is now 11.57

[New York Mets @Mets]

Can you spell that for me?

Certainly. That's Robert Jr.

R as in Robert Jr.
O as in Oh my god it's Robert Jr.
B as in By god that's Robert Jr.
E as in Everybody loves Robert Jr.
R as in Robert Jr.
T as in Tim, look over there it's Robert Jr.

[John Saponaro @johnsaponaro]

$2.6 BILLION to not own the franchise outright and not have control…

@MLBPA, bring this to the table in December when Bob Nutting says “baseball teams are a bad investment.”

“Salary cap” 🤣

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Corporate jobs are 95% saying “sounds good” to things that sound awful

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

They’re selling the game to private equity right out from underneath you — just like they did with everything else in your life — and you still want to give them the salary cap they want

[ASHLEY FRESHWATER @AshleyTXBurner]

You’re so stupid. Everyone has hated Sophie since she was fucking the married CEO of the Mercury. And everyone hated her for being friendly with Portnoy and being on the Fever. Everyone has a right to hate Fever Fans for being racist and homophobic and transphobic. We ALL hated her for being MAGA long before your busted ass showed up.

Of course, you’re fine with all that because your own coach was a serial predator and you had no issue with that. Just like you have no issue with Royce fkn White beating women. Something about mid MAGAS and lacking morals.

People have a right to hate MAGA women. PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO HATE MAGA WOMEN. You’re all mentally ill and you all need help and you need to stop pretending that you’re like real women bc you’re all a threat to real women. Keep MAGA Women out of women’s spaces.

You just hate Dijonai because she is pretty.

[Mike Janela @MikeJanela]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨

So a lot of people saw #SpiderManBrandNewDay huh?

Got my hands on one of the Spidey giveaway shirts from the Mets last week. Who wants it?? Size XL, never worn

To enter: RT and be following me. Gonna run this for 3 days, random winner in replies Friday at noon

[Mission Valley Mafia @MissionVlyMafia]

The Dodgers aren’t special, they aren’t “the best run organization in baseball” They have a special deal from MLB that enables them to financially cheat and spend nearly twice what any other team could

All of the breathless complimenting of the Dodgers completely ignores that the Dodgers are only able to spend like this because MLB gave them a special TV carveout after the McCourt Bankruptcy

They are the only 1 of 30 MLB teams that doesn’t have to fully share their TV revenue

They also happen to have the largest local TV contract

This is the only reason they can spend like they do

MLB created this entire situation and sees an opportunity to use it to finally try to get a cap

We don’t need a cap, all MLB needs to do is revoke this settlement and nationalize all TV Rights. Just stop giving the Dodgers the ability to cheat

Any team can be great when you have enough to spend that you can burn $110M/yr in salary and luxury tax on Kyle Tucker while he has the worst season of his career and not feel it.

They have Snell, Glasnow and half of their most expensive pitchers injured now for more of the season than they’ve been healthy and haven’t even noticed

This is all because MLB gave them a special deal on their TV rights no other team gets

Not Because Dave Roberts and Andrew Friedman are geniuses

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

This is the kind of stuff Americans think happens in Russia, China and Iran

[New York Mets @Mets]

Have a day, Francisco! 🔥

@moomoo | #LGM