Barski

garbage collector, Catholic I guess, BS artist, apparently a furry, Chevette owner, I make dirty jokes

[Barski @TheTrashySide]

Helper called me and said he’s on his way. I’m gonna need a lot of help with my route today.

[Barski @TheTrashySide]

Whelp, my helper hasn’t showed up yet, and I already have a 14 hour day ahead of me without any of these bullshit delays.

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They’re still not here, and they turned their phone off. Can’t get ahold of my boss either.

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@assaultclip @drmcrash @2Aupdates I like the way you’re thinking.

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@TrebleTrill Nice.

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@TheCinemaTicket @HenryChivers That’s a tough one.

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@FlagsMashupBot @glowing_dog There’s a “booty” joke in there somewhere, but I’m too lazy to make it.

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@lordvictor @MaginotMaiden Wouldn’t surprise me.

[Barski @TheTrashySide]

I had a wonderful dream last night. First good one in a while. I was getting a recycling contract worked out with two small towns, and had just got two packer trucks. I was meeting new customers, and using a rebuilt Ford as an advertising tool.

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@lordvictor Go to Waffle House.

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@lordvictor We have to get @vinny__chops outta there. To Hell with everyone else, though.

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@AAliments What the fuck, Zij?

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@mommajessiec @callmeEvian Isn’t that what got Marie Antoinette in trouble?

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@AureusRexCanum Pee. Pee everywhere.

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I must preserve the toilet! I think it’s a 1960’s American Standard, but I’m not positive.

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@AureusRexCanum In the basement, too. It was probably just a toilet and washbasin when the house was first built.

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@AureusRexCanum Yep, unfortunately.

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@PupHenri I’m over here, Henri.

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@lordvictor For sure.

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@vinny__chops @TheSandwichFox @BlepFox @ScorchinVixen He tugs it to Vinny.