Pfizer Pfella

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This is why Yglesias has been so determined to blame everyone else, he knows he completely fucked up and was responsible for one of the biggest losses in my living memory. An absolute clown and ghoul who should not be trusted. They listened to him and he blew it

[tin 🇨🇴 |-/ @tin_katon]

Incredibly specific Letterboxd list just dropped

[ry🎈 @DOUBLEBBBATTERY]

huge fan of the difference between georges writing and harolds writing. the ppu was fuckin right dude harold might be a better writer

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

This restaurant does not exist.

Ethos, which claims to be Austin’s #1 restaurant, has 72k followers on IG.

It seems normal until you realize the photos of the food + venue are AI.

The posts get thousands of likes and comments from people who have no idea.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

my all time favorite beef escalation is when Rousseau called the theater immoral and Voltaire, France’s leading dramatist at the time, said yeah well how about that time you abandoned your 5 kids and left them to die

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

More true today than ever.

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

I JUST GOT A FEVER AND LAID DOWN ON THE GROUND AND STARTED PANTING 😮‍💨

[Ian 🔻 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 🧪⚗️ @Ian_tears2]

The average American is too unintelligent to understand how science advances

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The right for the last 8 years: "Democrat elites run a child sex trafficking ring and all LGBTQ people are groomers. Pdfs get the woodchipper."

The right the second Trump supports an actual child sex trafficker: "Technically it's ephebophilia..."

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

A dementia drug based on a chemical discovered in an exotic type of snail was just invented. Studying the reproductive habits of insects has allowed us to increase crop yields.

You think you’re making a good point but you don’t even have the capacity to realize how dumb you are.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

All these trad accounts are like "why does anyone have a job when being a country aristocrat is an option."

[Vivian @suchnerve]

conservative: “FUCK YOUR FEELINGS FUCK DEI THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS BUILD THE WALL NO MORE CHINA LOL GET REKT GROOMER”

us: “wow. fuck you.”

conservative: (through tears) “wow… i can’t believe you’re being so mean for no reason at all. you’re so hateful. why can’t we be civil?”

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

This is exactly the result you would get if you ran a pro-system, pro-status quo, hug-the-Cheneys campaign: improvement with those most invested in the system, alienating everyone else.

[Jorge Rodríguez @jorgertg98]

First season was a pulpy and fun kid's first spaghetti western that could have carried them indefinitely but Filoni's demons are stronger

[Dan Przygoda @dprzygoda]

I keep reading all these accounts from Trump voters who claim "Oh, I didn't know about that policy," or "Oh, I never heard him say that."
I say BS, but ok, let's follow that logic down: If you didn't hear any of his policies or what he said THEN WHAT WERE YOU VOTING FOR?

[Branko Marcetic @BMarchetich]

Some free advice for Democrats: if you want to win another election, find every clout-chasing pundit who told you voters were delusional about their unhappiness with the economy so you could ignore them, and never listen to them again. Start with this guy.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Conservatives are perpetual victims. They refuse to have empathy for strangers yet demand unconditional empathy from everyone else.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Did you guys expected to be greeted as liberators or something. Your whole thing is triggering the libs. Now the libs hate you. Seriously what was your expectation.