trisha marie

finding the bottom in bottomless since 1987

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

hey @netflix, how about i'll resubscribe when you pay your writers, you corporate scum. #cancelnetflix

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

@SouthwestAir This link doesn't work. Your site is down. You canceled my flight via text but google says it's scheduled. Can't get a hold of customer service so here I am asking a social media intern on Twitter 🙄. Is flight 3418 from DEN > BUR actually canceled? This is unacceptable.

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

@BasedOnAScary Really, Jake? 😂

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

million dollar idea: a garlic knots restaurant in Williamsburg called Deez Knots. who’s in?

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

the cookies in this predictive search is like having my entire life flash before my eyes.

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

@ahaburchak @mossperricone He’s right. I never finished Girls.

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

I know I’m an adult because when I’m about to drink a bottle of wine alone, I pour it into a decanter first.

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

I post a cute photo of me eating watermelon: 20 likes. My friend's photo of eggs: 1,278 likes. I'm 1,258 times less likable than eggs.

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

@NYGovCuomo please do what you can to get this baby home and healthy! https://t.co/7VGTI9kUnf

[Becca Eley @BeccaEley]

Help Us Get Morgan Home: An Open Letter to Governor Cuomo #GetMorganHome @NYGovCuomo
https://t.co/Kz1NFefG2N

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

Just ordered a Kale-Ribbean Breeze smoothie from the airport terminal Jamba Juice. This vacay's about to get LIT!! 🔥

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

"How does he have a space suit?" - @CptOuterSpace

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

Alexa, what is the opposite of "swol"?

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

nice try changing "suicidal" to "social", phone.

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

BBC kid is our new left shark. #jesuisBBCkid

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

IT'S STILL FUCKING FREEZING. FUCK OFF, FACEBOOK. LEAVE ME WITH MY HALF-EMPTY GLASS. JESUS.

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

trying to search in all caps so google really understands my urgent need for "BEST DONUTS NEAR ME. DELIVERY??"

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

the number of eye rolls the @justsalad copywriter must suppress in every goddamn kick off...

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

"Alexa, how many calories are in three and a half bottles of wine?" #Saturday

[trisha marie @thetrishamarie]

. @RingsMovie cool poster for the inauguration!