WhyNotAmitaksh

Turning Pain into sarcasm 🥀

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Unpopular opinion: Pinterest is addictive.

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@erlingtxt He’s still doing it in Saudi league!!

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https://t.co/sdH7w1Ag0O

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GM

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The best hand The best feet

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Baat aage bdhne hi wali thi tab usne bola “Anime aur cartoon ek hi baat hai”

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Some girls be like;
"Body crazy, curvy wavy, lil titties big WASTE"

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She/her
He/him
Bestfrnd/bhosdiwala

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How am I so focused to finish a show but not an assignment

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Expectations vs. Reality

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A promise made is a debt to be paid.

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Zindagi ek Safar hai suhana,

Tu apni gaand kahin aur jake marana!

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BRING POSITIVITY IN YOUR LIFE BY PROPOSING ME!

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I have two moods:

- Talk dirty to me babyy
- Ye kya ashleel harkatien hai

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@prikastic 250 dunga 😂

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Me as a therapist:-
"Go and watch friends"

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@Whoo__Am_I Whatever

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It's not a crime to love what you cannot explain.

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I can't vibe with the person who don't like tea!!

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If she's having a crush on you don't feel proud, ladkiyaan Apne crush ko bhi Bhai bol deti Hain.

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I don't need anyone as long as I have my Netflix subscription.