Ava Rae

Sports. Fitness. Canadian 🍁 once a puck, always a puck. Aspiring trophy wife and milf.

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Something about hotels 🥵

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Basically I just don’t like social situations that I can’t leave without drawing attention to myself.

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Doc : how are your stress levels?
👩🏽 : well doc, I live amongst what North America considers average citizens, aka uneducated morons, so I’d say they’re pretty high.

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The fact that America’s president still believes in Covid is astonishing. That country is a low budget reality tv show at best.

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That didn’t age well

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England is going to win this whole thing with the worst football the world has seen #euros2024 #eurocup

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I love with all the new female tokens in the sport world everyone’s like “wow, this is so great.” …honey, you’re a publicity stunt.

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England is going to win this whole thing with the worst football the world has seen #euros2024 #eurocup

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Unpopular opinion: my goal at work is not to make friends. My goal at work is to efficiently make myself and the company as much money as possible. If I make a friend in the process, bonus.

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The worst thing about the NHL playoffs is Leafs fans

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New tattoo or Botox 🤔

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Someone please pay for my golf lessons 🥲

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#SolarEclipse2024

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lol at everyone posting pictures of the bright ass sun. Stfu.

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“How lazy are you?” … I dated a guy for 6 years before I knew he was uncircumcised

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@Svenskafotogra1 They literally could’ve cast anyone else.

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Currently watching Road House, and the sooner Conor Mcgregor’s character is killed off, the better

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Today my therapist asked if I’ve ever been diagnosed with a dissociative disorder. How’s your week been ? 🥲

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Hint : it’s not this one

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1 more day until Vacay! Can anyone guess the colour of my new swimsuit ?

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Whenever I see girls wearing their swimsuits like this I just assume they don’t know how to get dressed. #pleasestop

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Every time my flowers die, I get new ones. Once a week, we go out for dinner. If I’m craving chocolates or dessert, it shows up at my house. But ya sure, Valentine’s Day is special 😂 #getarealman