thempress™

I keep that thang on me!
*flips on CPAP machine*
You can also find me @

[carol. @livshollanov]

when s2 comes out and people are still shocked that he’s not actually russian

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

She could never compare to his beauty don’t even play

[The Eye is Right 💫 @the9isright]

Lisa was not one to be trifled with!

[NELLIE @edmrbeauty]

hudson williams

[jezz @JezziiB]

The last 24 hours of news as a woman:

- A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat.
- 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays.
- A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension.
- A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order.
- Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.

[princessdollybabe @rockstar_slut]

Remind you, she did all this pink for me 😍😭. Like omg she got me so spoiled!!! 😭

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

😭 oh my people used to be casket ready. thank god for the evolution of makeup.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Are you going to address this @WellsFargo

[Crenshaw Pete @BoobieMiles93]

Regardless if she was selling coochie, delivering Subway or putting shingles on a roof… she ain’t deserve none of that.

[not ben de la christ 👹 @bespinderella]

my radicalization started when i was 12 and my grandmother was dying of cancer and my grandfather, who had seven kids and never ate leftovers bc of her, couldn’t stand to be around her once she got sick. i literally watched him throw her away after she outlived her usefulness.

[thempress™ @thetruempress]

Huh. This explains a lot about who I am as a person.

[myx @jacintology]

Manny Jacinto alongside Paolo Montalban, who famously played Prince Charming in Cinderella (1997). Two generations of charm in one frame!

📸: itspaolomontalban on IG

[yushi @piedpiperyuuji]

“walk in this bitch with my dog like I'm megumi. ain't no bitch bigger, I'm already mega ME” OHHHHH MY GOD I LOVE THE MEGS

[M-Jay🪅💜 @Jamesoflife]

Oh Uloma, you’ll forever be famous

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

shaquille came to save us from the ugly male actors epidemic we were in

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

best part of this is no Israeli plastic explosives and Mossad surveillance. I’m okay with Chinese spyware I don’t care

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

No fren that’s you 💖😍

[Beardless Berto ⚜️ @berto_la2ca]

and 8 whole years later… 𝗪𝗘’𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗗 𝗬’𝗔𝗟𝗟 💍 yesterday was 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘺 the most love filled day of my life surrounded by the best people in the world #WeMetOnTwitter ♥️

[meg ⭑.ᐟ nerdgumi ceo @megkiwii]

megan releasing a song mentioning megumi by NAME five days after i posted this was biblical levels of foresight

[⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 @hudsonhours]

i’ve seen him naked but somehow this is worse