middle sized man

elf on your moms shelf

[middle sized man @thetruts]

“Are you fuckinh stupid?” And frankly the answer might be yeah

[middle sized man @thetruts]

All bald dad have married a baddie that walks them

[: @_dxllz7]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30.

[alexis @miss_flawIess]

Quarter quell she’s gonna execute them

[middle sized man @thetruts]

I know Alyssa is frightened when I go in for a bite and I start to unlock my jaw

[middle sized man @thetruts]

Tattoo inchy as fuck I am gonna freak out

[middle sized man @thetruts]

@alyssaxxhall Okay leo dicaprio

[middle sized man @thetruts]

If Lyssa and I kid is bisexual or transwomen, they gonna be a fucking musician

[middle sized man @thetruts]

Acquired olipops via white elephant and gods light has been brighter since

[middle sized man @thetruts]

Feeling very husband forward

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

[middle sized man @thetruts]

Their placement

[middle sized man @thetruts]

Tattoos being booked

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Feeling like a real boy papa

[middle sized man @thetruts]

She’s much smarter

[middle sized man @thetruts]

I don’t play about my legally bounded wife and our piggy pudding diagram time

[middle sized man @thetruts]

Me and my hat

[middle sized man @thetruts]

Explained to my work I had a radio show never forget

[middle sized man @thetruts]

Gonna wear a wedding ring bc what am I waiting for here

[middle sized man @thetruts]

My wife, her diamond, and I are business

[middle sized man @thetruts]

Been hitting “my WIFE and I” like it’s my catch phrase