Ron Jones

Enjoying living the rural life in a beautiful part of the world.

[Liam @liam43102]

Why the fuck have @amazon started using Evri for deliveries? Failed delivery attempt today (can’t remember the last time that happened). Guess who? Yes, Evri. Please note Amazon, I do not pay for Prime to get dicked around by these colossal twats. Have a rethink.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

✅ Touring Clacton
✅ Visiting local businesses
✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns
✅ Hi-vis vest
Make your Vote Count!
#VoteBinface #Clacton

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Dear FIFA TV Director,
There's not a single football fan in the world who'd rather see Donald Trump sitting on his fat arse than the actual World Cup Final
Ta
Larry x

[Ron Jones @TheTum]

@DanCruver @JRRTolkien It’s when you stop you can get caught out. Stop on the same side as your are driving (ie left) and not the opposite side. When you start again you won’t forget which side you’re on as you get the right cues. If you stop on the opposite side it’s easy to go onto the right (wrong)

[Chris Broad @AbroadInJapan]

Trying to explain to a Japanese friend why one of Britain’s most influential politicians is currently locked in a serious election campaign with an intergalactic dustbin has been disgustingly entertaining.

[Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung]

Let’s not forget that even if England win against Norway on Saturday they will then immediately have to march 200 miles south and play France without so much as a hydration break

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I’ve never seen Britain more united 💚

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

It seems Americans do not understand what a tip is.
A tip is a small amount of extra money voluntarily given to someone, such as to a waiter, bartender, or taxi driver to show appreciation for a service well performed.
It is not meant to replace the salary that person is paid for doing their job.
How is that difficult to understand?

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Amazon Prime is easily the worst streaming service. It's basically, "Thanks for subscribing! Now here's a bunch of movies you still have to pay extra to watch

[Hodges @ChelskiGer_V2]

Morning

[The media SOI 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

By Saturday the World Cup will be back to the original format.
32 teams and Scotland not being in it

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленс��кий @ZelenskyyUa]

Our intelligence has obtained important findings regarding the situation in Crimea and in our other territories currently under Russian occupation. Ukraine’s Foreign Intelligence Service has obtained data indicating that the crisis with fuel, military logistics, and governance in Crimea is deepening on a virtually daily basis. The Russian occupation administration quite clearly and unequivocally acknowledges its inability to resolve the problems created by our mid-range sanctions against the occupier, as well as by the implementation of our long-range sanctions plan, primarily against Russian oil refining. A similar situation is unfolding in other Russian regions as well.

We have also obtained internal Russian documents assessing the public mood among citizens of the aggressor state. At present, the level of anxiety among Russians is already higher than it was during our Kursk operation: more than 50 percent. Already, 66 percent of Russians consider their financial situation difficult. More than 80 percent of Russians believe a large-scale economic crisis in Russia is inevitable. These are absolutely clear indicators that reflect the failure of Putin’s war policy.

Separately, Oleh Luhovskyi reported on measures being carried out in Belarus, under obvious Russian influence, to prepare for a potential expansion of aggression against Ukraine. Along our state border in Belarus, the construction of road infrastructure and storage bases for ammunition and fuel and lubricants is nearing completion. These facilities have no purpose other than a military one. These are the border directions of Kobryn–Kovel, Ivanava–Manevychi, Luninets–Sarny, Rečyca–Korosten, and Homieĺ–Chernihiv. We know that Russian documents describe this specifically in the context of the tasks of the so-called “SVO.”

Belarus has received the necessary signals from Ukraine regarding this activity, as well as regarding all other formats of its collaboration with Russia in the interests of prolonging and scaling up the war. Belarus knows what steps it must take for peace. The development of border infrastructure for aggression from Belarus must be stopped. It is the Belarusian side that must take steps toward de-escalation and peace. Thank you to everyone who helps us protect lives and our independence! Glory to Ukraine!

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Keir, thank you for all our cooperation, your support, and the joint decisions that have helped make our Europe and our protection of life stronger.

The United Kingdom has been, is, and will remain among the world’s leaders. Here in Ukraine, we deeply value Britain, and every meeting and every conversation we have had has always been filled with real substance.

Thank you for always being in touch, always engaged, and always striving to do what is needed and what will truly help.

I wish the United Kingdom and all British people every success as well as realisation of your national goals. We have confidence in Britain.

Keir, you are always a welcome guest in Ukraine.

@Keir_Starmer

[Stewart Bint @AuthorSJB]

As the BBC is having to axe programmes, could Mrs Brown’s Boys be one of them, please?

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

[Annie1971 @anniebev6]

If you are on benefits and you can afford to buy cigarettes, alcohol and gamble then you are receiving too much money #gmb

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Nicola Sturgeon finds herself struggling to log in to a website...