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Christian | Programmer | Mercedes-AMG | Petrolhead

[blu @bluesyy___]

@HotNewHipHop

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

Miles Sampa’s PF joins UPND in “Alliance”.

At the event where he is being welcomed and throws his weight behind HH, the Vice President of the UPND and country takes the mic and sings “Calitobeka icibwato”.

💀💀💀💀

[Trevor Mumba @selfstyledking]

Shopping.

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

I’m always baffled at how people born from well to do backgrounds are sometimes shamed for it - as if there’s anything shameful about it. Then the subtle undermining of others who broke the poverty chain with the passive aggressive phrase “new money”.

[Guru @thetwaambo]

@kwets11 😂😂😂

[🔝Top Striker ⚡️ @Topstrikertips]

@NigeriaStories Bandits, after seeing this news, waiting for approval:

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

RUN IT BACK

[Formula 1 @F1]

You've just won in Monaco, Kimi! 👏🏆

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Pru 🩷 @honeybear_prudy]

Why do people love nshima like this ? We can’t just have fries for lunch ? Everyday ?! 💀😩

[Zach Brown @the_zb_]

Ferrari showing all the cards early, as they’re prone to do. Mercedes on a slower build, looking quite good as expected.

McLaren have a little compliance to work out, as does Red Bull.

Pecking order thus far appears very clearly to be Mercedes, then Ferrari, then McLaren, then Red Bull.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

don't understand the point of buying a fake luxury watch. most people don't care about watches, so the effect is lost on them. enthusiasts may spot it's a fake, so you'll feel like a fraud. people impressed by status symbols are simpletons, so their opinions hold little value.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink V3 satellites have >10X bandwidth of V2 and there’ll be >10X launched, which means >100X more bandwidth.

Also, altitude will be 350km vs 550km, so min latency can be cut in half.

Light travels 300km/ms in space, so physics round trip min latency drops to <5ms.

[Afrikaaner 🇳🇦 @joicehawkings]

I don’t care what anybody says , this is a sign of a failed country

[Magatte Wade @magattew]

In the US, being a "strong woman" apparently means wearing a pantsuit and acting like a man in a boardroom. I look at that and I think: so you're telling me men are so superior that we have to copy them to be taken seriously?

African women have been running economies for centuries without castrating anybody.

We lead from behind, we lead from beside, and we don't need to erase our femininity to earn respect in a room full of men.

[Guru @thetwaambo]

@stockxsucks Wouldn't wear a fake watch but I don't think you should care that much about people's opinions to find it the most embarrassing a man can do.

[Guru @thetwaambo]

@fw_naetoblaq Podcasts, lectures or audiobooks you’ve listened to many times before but are still interesting. Works 70% of the time for me

[frye @___frye]

stackoverflow is a ghost town now. it’s like walking through an abandoned liminal space. the top question from the past month has 78 upvotes and is titled “how can i avoid using LLMs as a software developer”

[Guru @thetwaambo]

Happiness??

[Elijah 🌊 @juiceboy_of_abj]

Every software developer happiness started from here right??

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

When you said you want to resign but Ferrari heard re-sign