jim

known gnome, burred bird, guessed guest.

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

tag urself i'm vonk

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

can't wait for restaurants to reopen so i can order bronco pops

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

petition to change the name of brussels sprouts to what i just accidentally called them: bronco pops

[Ashlee Tran @ashleeleetran]

What Stacey Abrams, Georgia organizers and volunteers, and @fairfightaction have built over the years -- damn.

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

where's everyone putting their walking-around garbage

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

got public trash cans in berkeley memorized same way i knew where closest toilet was in new york

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

@igoresque banh mi sandwiches & milk today

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

so far son is useful as: 1) hug machine. 2) lunch idea generator

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

You love to see it.

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

at the club
song: we live forever, dj turn it up
dj: hey that's me! *blushes*

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

me, in my 20s: feels good after the 5th beer
me, 30: actually just 1 beer is better
me, now, wise: looking forward to the 1 beer is the best part

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

my wifi (borat voice)

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

baby walking slowly
me: do you want me to pick you up?
baby: no pick up!
baby:
baby (reaching arms): pick up
*BWAAAMMM from inception*

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

dress for the weather you want not the weather you have

[jim @thetweetsofjim]

parents: help me set my phone text size so it's like, one word per screen

also parents: (from across the room) is that a new pimple

[Tom Francis 🔜🪦 @Pentadact]

Watching this man be slowly blown away by a sudoku puzzle was the highlight of my day yesterday - thanks @rotational https://t.co/pK7MSud8lt
Such a wholesome, nerdy delight.